i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (97)

i thought this type of shit only happened in the movies.

Scorned she-jackal,
or vixen depending on who you talk to,
disrupting a wedding.
the pastor says “speak now of forever hold your peace,
which is a crock of shit,
and here go the scorned and bitter lov-ah.

It ends in a ravaged wedding dress,
blackened eyes,
and a security escort out the door.

well judging from this video on tik tok

so why doesn’t he have a handle on his hoes?
for one to just show up at his wedding…

that would have been an ass whuppin’ for anthony.
i’m embarrassed for her tho.
this type of shit is cute in the movies because a director can yell cut.
there is no one to stop the family and friends from dragging her ass.
i’d like to know the rest of the situation because i’m baffled
if he is dotting up eyes and ain’t taking pysch meds

Why is he even walking down someone’s aisle?

he ain’t no prize.
it speaks volumes the new wife didn’t even blink.
if this isn’t a red flag to not go through with a wedding then…

Author: jamari fox

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6 thoughts on “i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (97)”

  1. The flower girl was a little old at this wedding, but I am glad she is down for her Ma-Dukes and will fight a Bitch who tries to ruin her good day. I hope she was able to handle up for Ma so that good Sam’s sheet cake and them meatballs in the Crockpot didnt go to waste at the reception. This will be one for the memory books. The Pastor needs an award for acting like he didnt hear no evil or see no evil. The Foxhole is pure comedy tonight.

    1. @Tajan I’m done!!! Lmao šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

    2. she needs to mind her business her mother didn’t even blink let that lady have her wedding in peace and secondly she’s only marrying the man if that was my mother I would be choking the groom out. All you did was give that lady the attention she wanted. she came to fight and giving her one is a mistake.

  2. DanielleonDemand is fired. Why would you pan down and not to the fight/woman who was yelling?

  3. i can’t believe soap opera interruption of weddings has actually taken place in real life.

    You’ve got to be one messy individual for that to happen.

  4. Just shows how toxic, selfish, & arrogant black straight men can be & the new wife is a big dumbass cause you can tell she knew about her (and possibly others) based off her reaction but this just shows how desperate women are to have the title of wife.

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