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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (101)

these out of state gays are always causing trouble down in atl.
i mean,
that’s why i was told.
all the fights are started by gays jackals who wander into the area.
well,
this is what went down at marquette
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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (100)

foxhole…

WE HAVE REACHED 100 ENTRIES OF HOODRAT SHIT!

“i’d like to thank the hood and downright crazy for providing so much inspiration…”
*bows*
what better way to kick off 100 entries is the following video.
don’t mess with this shopping she-jackal because she has no mask on.
she is likely to go upside your head with a deadly karate chop
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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (98)

some black males be so embarrassing when the date outside their race.
it don’t matter who they are,
there is always this layer of corn that surrounds them.
i saw this picture trending on twitter and had to roll my eyes
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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (97)

i thought this type of shit only happened in the movies.

Scorned she-jackal,
or vixen depending on who you talk to,
disrupting a wedding.
the pastor says “speak now of forever hold your peace,
which is a crock of shit,
and here go the scorned and bitter lov-ah.

It ends in a ravaged wedding dress,
blackened eyes,
and a security escort out the door.

well judging from this video on tik tok

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (96)

a majority of the karens all over the forests have been acting like ghetto filth.
this lock down has been stressing them tf out.
being at home with their husbands all day has been absolute hell.
not to mention the kids!
she only saw them a couple hours a day,
but they’re everywhere now.
mama can’t enjoy her bottle of asti spumante in peace.
this karen thought it was in her best interest to cough on someone in public
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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (95)

so folks dress up to go to wwe on a weekend?
after a long ass week of dealing with annoying ass corporate shit,
i’d want to relax and get drunk.
if i’m lucky,
fuck the stress away.
clearly,
this isn’t the story down in atlanta

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