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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (109)

it’s good to see everyone getting involved in online skits.
who knew the jailbirds were doing the same while being locked up?
how they got phones is beyond me,
but i won’t ask any questions.
check out this skit with folks behind bars via “flyheight“…

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (108)

am i the only one who takes others into consideration before doing things?
i’m not perfect,
but i do try to remember social cues.
i keep asking myself and others

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?

like,
what is the thought process with some folks?
i don’t know if people want to go viral or just annoy the rest of us.
i saw this tweet and had to wonder

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i’m so glad i’m gay.
i’m glad gay males can’t get pregnant.
as much raw sex as we love to have,
many of us should have a shit ton of kids.

OMG IMAGINE ALL THAT CHILD COURT DRAMA IF GAY MALES COULD GET PREGNANT?!?!?

that testosterone in those battles <
black straights love having kids in these weird & fucked up situations.
ya know,
like this one

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (106)

one night,
many moons ago,
i went out with an ex-friend and her mutual pack of lesbians.
we decided to go to dinner in the city.
we eat,
chatting,
and things were good until i saw everyone start to dip one by one.

One she-jackal gonna text my ex-friend and say they are dining and dashing.

for those who don’t know,
dining and dashing means you eat at a restaurant and leave without paying.
ex-friend had to charge her card a good 200+ for the bill.
these pack of wild she-jackals in the following video decided to dine and dash,
but forgot their keys

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (105)

so i guess since the cities are still opening up that fighting in random establishments has started?
i sure will miss the quietness of folks being on lockdown.
i’m sure fast-food chain managers will as well.
a foxholer sent some pure hoodrat shit that was birthed in the whole ghetto.
it was a bunch of raggamuffins fighting in a wendys and…

well…

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (104)

there are just some black folks you can’t save.
they feel comfortable being puppets for white supremacy.
in “they can have that bitch” news,
a black she-jackal was seen dry humping white supremacists in virgina today..
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