Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (97)

i thought this type of shit only happened in the movies.

Scorned she-jackal,
or vixen depending on who you talk to,
disrupting a wedding.
the pastor says “speak now of forever hold your peace,
which is a crock of shit,
and here go the scorned and bitter lov-ah.

It ends in a ravaged wedding dress,
blackened eyes,
and a security escort out the door.

well judging from this video on tik tok

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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP

move over charles (meet anthony?)

…and another one.
next to foto 119,
i feel like only the finest wolves contact marvin bienaime.
as they should.
they know how to give us a full serving of their meat how we like it.
so everyone meet anthony
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Posted in ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP

Marvin Bienaime’s Nude Shoots Are Selling Like Hot Cakes (See What I Did There?)

 when did marvin bienaime open a bakery and not tell us?
i mean it’s all bunz and cakes now.
he’s going super hard with the bts nudes.
his latest model,
anthony,
is the latest treat in the honey bunz section…
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Posted in ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ FOR MY WOLVES... TURN YO TV ON WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" X MARKS THE FOX

I Ain’t Gon’ Apologize With All This Attitude! Humph!

Screen Shot 2013-07-03 at 7.11.53 PMeveryone meet framel.
you know with the friend, lagurius.
he is your online stallion ready to change yo life!
well in actuality he is a liar and was on last night’s mtv’s catfish

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