these two are so strange to me.
i’m fascinated tbh.
so halle bailey and ddg spent months lying about her pregnancy,
was damn near being downright passive aggressive about it,
called everyone obsessed about their privacy,
but now that the cat is officially out of the bag…

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Baby Halo (@therealbabyhalo) • Instagram photos and videos

ddg has made a IG page for the baby,
which he lets us know that is being run by him.
peep the @.

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where is halle’s name?
she did carry that child for 9 months.

ddg is a youtuber.
everything is a show for his channels.
he documents every aspect of his life on snapchat as well.
that is how he makes his money and keeps a roof over his head.
his ex,
rubi rose,
claims that allegedly he set up her onlyfans:

Rubi Rose congratulates her ex DDG & Halle Bailey on their newborn son “Halo”???????? pic.twitter.com/HX2GyGHo5h

— omar???? (@omarr2k) January 10, 2024

before halle revealed the baby,
he actually revealed it in a song that he released a day before.
now the baby’s face is blurred out,
on the floor,
and his hand showing us that he is wearing nike.

This lets me know everything is being done for clout.

that’s it.
a list actresses usually do baby reveals on people magazine.
in my head,
HE wanted to control the narrative and reveal the baby on his channel.
a side of me also thinks she was embarrassed.
she was looked at differently than chloe.
she is “the black little mermaid” and those were big shoes to fill.
chloe does a lot but she isn’t the stereotype.

look!
everything is weird.
don’t ask questions.
smile and go with it.

lowkey: the day they decide to break up,
it’s going to be pure jokes and entertainment.
i can see the titles on youtube now.

“Spending the day with my son”
“So we broke up”
“I didn’t realize how hard co-parenting was…”