most people have a lurker or burner account on social media.
i mean i can’t judge because i have one.
honesty hour: i was lurking on my crush’s ig even before officially meeting him.
hell,
sometimes i still lurk even though we follow each other.
i don’t want him to know i get heart eyes every time he posts something.
shrug
i have no shame in admitting that.
you shouldn’t feel shamed either.
many blue checks have burner pages that aren’t run by their pr teams.
hell,
beyonce even has a secret snapchat.
some people make fake accounts to:
– lurk on exes/crushes/exes new love interests
– follow people they hate to slaughter them in group chats
– indulge in same sex situations without judgment
– freaks
– don’t want folks to find out their love of knitting and cross dressing
acting wolf,
armie hammer (catch me if you can),
doesn’t care about a lurksta.
as you know a few years ago,
he got caught up on twitter for ( x liking bdsm and bondage kink ).
last week,
he got a divorce from his wife,
but all of his alleged cheating from his “blue check” ig came out yesterday…
*found: here
Armand Grey pic.twitter.com/Wks8PaJ8OE
— nao (@HOTSOMMARNIGHTS) July 15, 2020
“kitten”?
white males say the weirdest shit when they be dirty talking.
aaaah.
that reminds me of being a teenager and cyber sexin’ with randoms online.
“Do you love this fat donkey cock?”
“Tell me you’re my little nasty slut.”
good times.
one thing about armie…
He don’t give AF
his alleged ig following list included many fetish sites that is he into.
he kinda showed us how good he is with ropes in this past interview ( @4:00 ):
his ex wife,
elizabeth chambers,
allegedly would jump in his dms to confront his virtual side hoes.
it seems like he has a “madonna/hoe” complex.
he made love to his wife; he fucked the shit out his hoes.
this is what he said in “playboy” in 2013:
“I liked the grabbing of the neck and the hair and all that,” Armie said, while also revealing that he and his wife went to a porn shop on their first date. “But then you get married and your sexual appetites change. And I mean that for the better — it’s not like I’m suffering in any way.
“But you can’t really pull your wife’s hair. It gets to a point where you say, ‘I respect you too much to do these things that I kind of want to do.'”
ironically,
most males think like this too.
he’s bold af to be a prominent actor and not try to appear like “the family man”.
i think he might have some deeper issues tho.
this video of his son sucking his toes is very bizarre.
i think for stuff like this,
if you really don’t gaf,
you should have a burner.
don’t do shit from your real pages that friends,
co-workers,
love interests,
and family members are on.
you can create the burner and follow,
like,
and fuck to your hearts content.
imagine getting followed by:
“tomatolover143”
…and it being a baller wolf?
i’m sure we wouldn’t believe it was them until further proof,
but the possibility is there.
lowkey: his name always sounds like baking soda to me.
Feel bad for him. I still wish they’d cast him as Hal Jordan Green Lantern but I fear this scandal just might bite him bad.
But then he’s a man, a white 1 and a rich and good-looking one at that. He’ll live.
WHAT IN THEE FUCK! That little boy had that man’s big ass toe in his mouth! EW!
FUN FACT….. Arimie Hammers Grand Pappy was Armand Hammer who was an incredibly wealthy man. He got so tired of people. Making jokes with Arm and Hammer he just straight up bought the company for the lulz.
Armies family has old and super deep pockets
I wish this info didn’t come out tho because I Love this dide, always thought he was wholesome and attractive and with the divorce situation, and this compounded on it, I can’t imagine how hurt and embarrassed he must be.
His wife tho, oof, sorry this embarrasses her and the kids even more. For the whole world to see the infidelity of your marriage on full display and people see the type of stuff your husband and dad got up to….yikes.
But with all the new context….that toe sucking video just got Hella creepier as if it wasn’t dmdisgusting already.
Also….this dude sounds terrible at infidelity and keeping a secret. Like he’s not smooth at all and so awkward, those convos…damn.
Props to his wife for straight up confronting those bitches…and with shade as well. Damn.
^ damn i learn something new every day lol
armie seems like the type that had so much wealth growing up,
he didn’t learn how to move in secret.
he has an air of “i REALLY dont gaf because i can buy you”.
that or he is the typical male who gets sloppy when it comes to pussy.
At his level of wealth and family money coming to him in the future, I’m surprised he didn’t have an agreement with his wife before hand. People like that are usually open with their kink and talk about what they need sexually. Maybe she thought is was a phase he’d grow out of but clearly thats not happening anytime soon. It’s a shame after all these damn kids you now realize this isn’t the shit you signed up for.
Lemme go find Arnie FetLife…
^ riiiiiiight s.
usually they always have an agreement.
if she knows his level of sex includes all kinds of kinky shit,
she had the choice to allow him to do his thing with someone down for that.
i guess she actually might have loved him.
What kills me even more is that there are secret exclusive clubs where you have to pay like $100k for a lifetime membership which involve BDSM he could have been apart of that are super down low. It’s like amateur hour with these people.
^and see thats my issue.
i can’ttttttttttttttt do sloppy.
i be like aaliyah (rip):
“Boy I gotta watch my back
‘Cause I’m not just anybody…”
like,
he is in dms with his full blue check as a married man.
hell,
he is liking kinky shit on his open twitter.
seriously?
i guess the thrill is hunting for your prey rather than being able to pay for it.
that is what makes the dicks hard.
having to go out in the wild and hunt.
Q got me bored and unemployed so I started a catfish account in April using a stripping becky from Miami as my avatar. Let me tell you: The amount of blue check men who respond to this profile has my mind blown. The best way to get their attention is not by being thirsty on the timeline, but by sending picture messages in the dm. I mostly talk to the actual stars I’m attracted to in real life.
The messier ones respond thru dms giving no fucks. The smarter ones see your dms, won’t respond, then use a burner account replying through timed messages that disappear. If you screenshot…it’s a wrap. I’ve gotten some of the sexiest pictures and videos from the messier ones on IG and they be ready to fuck fuck FUCK. In whole marriages…but trying schedule rendezvous. I just giggle.
I’m only using it to kill the time (Back in school starting August), so I don’t get caught up in it. But yes, these men in entertainment and sports are out here ready to risk it all! I swear. Especially the ballplayers. Whew…
^ ” The messier ones respond thru dms giving no fucks. The smarter ones see your dms, won’t respond, then use a burner account replying through timed messages that disappear. If you screenshot…it’s a wrap. I’ve gotten some of the sexiest pictures and videos from the messier ones on IG and they be ready to fuck fuck FUCK. In whole marriages…but trying schedule rendezvous. I just giggle. “
ooooooh.
i love when the foxhole gives us some juice.
i’ve come to the conclusion most males are idiots.
we think with our dicks and forget we are supposed to be smart.
it’s easy to get a guy caught up with sex on social media with a fake account.
^what service uses the timed dms that can’t be screen shot?
i thought they didn’t track screen shots on ig?
snapchat is a different beast.
you meet someone on there and it’s legit business lol