don’t swallow because his sperm might have the rona

…ed?
there is only one person i’d risk my social distancing for.

if this wolf i crush heavy on hit me and said he wanted to fuck me senseless,
i’d welcome him with open arms,
legs,
and mouth lickety-muthafuckin-split.
other than that,
i’m not even trying to deal with anyone new.
its no secret that folks are sneaking out to fuck during the rona.
well it seems the rona could be spread through sexual intercourse now.
yup.
this is what a foxholer sent me…

Coronavirus could be spread through sex, experts now fear after they detected the infection in the semen of recovering men.

Researchers in China analysed semen samples from 38 men who tested positive for COVID-19. Some had recovered while others were infectious.

One in six had traces of the coronavirus in their semen – including those who were no longer sick.

Top infectious disease experts admitted the findings were ‘not surprising’ because viruses such as Zika and Ebola are present in semen samples. 

The Chinese study did not prove that the virus could be transmitted through sex – it only suggested it was a possibility.

But the finding prompted the team to warn that abstaining from sex while infected – and during recovery – would likely be a wise decision until the truth is uncovered.  

So far 3.7million cases of COVID-19 – the disease caused by the coronavirus – have been reported globally.

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“so i need you to get tested for hiv,
herpes,
the clap,
and the rona.
listen baby,
i can’t risk my life right now for some dick.
it’s just not possible,
ya know.
i’m sorry baby…
yeah i know,
i wanted it real bad too…”

i feel like this is normal tho.
you kiss someone with the flu and more than likely,
you’ll be suffering later on.
i feel like everything is gonna give folks the rona tho.
next thing you know,
blinking in someone’s direction will kill them on site.
this shit is the pits.
stay safe out there foxhole.

low-key: i don’t even feel sexy right now to fuck someone.
my hair is a mess,
i look like a caveman,
and the news isn’t making me feel like things will be back to normal anytime soon.
ugh.

article: the daily mail

7 thoughts on “don’t swallow because his sperm might have the rona

  1. I was waiting for this news to drop. If the Rona is in people’s tears, sh!t and blood, no way it’s not going to be in semen as well. This virus also keeps shifting things around, now resulting in severe blood clots and strokes in healthy young people, inflammatory disease in kids, lung and kidney scarring, heart attacks, you name it. & it has BLACK FOLKS in its crosshairs.

    As soon as the Covid19 tests are available for everyone (they need to be free, too!) try to get one and tell your bae to wrap it up for now. Cardi B wasn’t lying over two months ago when she dropped that video “Coronavirus, sh!t is getting real!” You see it’s moving through the damn White House again too. I wish more of us had paid attention to her message because she was right on point on that one.

  2. But I love when they swallow… Well, given the current environment, I’d understand. But once we’re all in the clear, it’s back on, baby. Seriously, though. You all be safe out in these streets.

  3. At this point I might as well draw a face on my hand and take it out to dinner, because thats the only thing I feel safe getting sex from.

      1. You never have to fake it with your hand.đź’Ż

        Ps. 3 times a day? I need to pick up the slack.

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