does jd vance know how to lip sync for his life?

Foxhole,
you know the drill:

Have you ever noticed how those who shout the loudest against something…
Blah,
blah,
blah.

when it comes to anti-gay politics,
this meme floating around sums it up perfectly:

a nice big helping of closet cock.
so in a very odd turn of events,
ex-classmates of trump’s running mate,
jd vance,
couldn’t wait to spill this.

while jd was busy condemning drag,
let’s just font,
his alleged past is being exposed from the back of his closet

Jesus Christ!!!!

Don’t these straights realize the gays find out everything?

…and if that wasn’t juicy enough,
there’s even a claim from a gay male who allegedly had a fling with him:

@colbycake

#JDVance I’m sorry about #Project2025 #PlanetOut this video and it’s contents are the property of the creator and requires permission from the creator to post on other platforms than TikTok channel @colbycake

♬ original sound – ColbyCake

what planet am i even on right now?
all jokes aside:

What’s really going on with this election?

did jd vance make the worst career move by hitching his wagon to trump…

Or is he some kind of trojan horse,
sent to unravel things from the inside?

remember that he was never a trump supporter from the start.

jd vance has way too many secrets being unearthed.
if it ain’t one contradiction,
it’s the next.
either way,
i’m starting to wonder if anything makes sense anymore in this timeline

…or if it ever did.

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