They Didn’t Need That Shit On Flight 895

i want to start doing more traveling in 2018.
God willing my money gets it together.
the crazies been acting real shitty in the air nowadays.
the latest?
a pineapple smearing his shit all over.
i can’t even via a foxholer and the “ny daily news”

Passengers on this plane will probably say they had a crappy flight.

A United Airlines flight from Chicago to Hong Kong had to be redirected to Alaska because of a passenger “smearing feces everywhere,” KTVA reports.

United Airlines flight 895 was diverted to Anchorage Thursday when an adult male smeared his poop within a couple of bathrooms on the plane. The man also took off his shirt and tried to stuff it into a toilet.

Following the incident, the man was reportedly cooperative with the flight crew and was seated when the flight touched ground in Alaska, KTVA reports.

FBI agents and Airport Police met with the passenger and had to be interviewed by both agencies.

No charges were filed against the man, but he was taken to the hospital for a psych evaluation, police told KTVA. The incident is under investigation by both Airport Police and the FBI.

The flight was reportedly grounded overnight for maintenance.

no charges filed?
he should have caught someone’s paws.

filthy beast.

it’s getting mad risky to get on a plane now.
you gotta worry about delayed flights,
and putting up with someone else shit.

lowkey: omg,
i wonder if it stunk up the plane?

article cc: ny daily news

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

2 thoughts on “They Didn’t Need That Shit On Flight 895”

  1. This reminds me of public transportation especially with buses. Let someone cause a commotion and make the bus operator stop the bus, or someone refuse to put on their shirt. Forget about getting to your destination

    1. ^This!! It will fuck up your whole commute! My first leg involves shitloads of wild, LOUD, obnoxious ass teenagers and pre-teens. Second leg (transfer) involves ignorant ass adults.

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