Gay-friendly gone wrong or in denial?

NLE choppa stepped into the forest,
flexing bawdy and vibes,
and it got all the villagers horny.
i get it.
they have all been looking for every excuse to get under his sheets.
his fatal flaw tho?..

Being sexy,
comfortable,
and catching the eyes of every gay in the woods.

on caresha’s couch,
the convo got spicy when she asked him if he is bisexual.
rih’s social media didn’t break in half with his answer so i assumed:

He’s straight.

you see what happened when joe budden did it.
ya’ll were so horny,
he sent a cease and desist to the gay community.
even though nle choppa has a gay brother,
the forests are buzzing with theories:

What if?

i’ll admit his answers were vague,
but even if he’s occasionally exploring with the right males,
that doesn’t mean he’s trying to cash in his straight card.
this is what i’ve observed:

NLE Choppa is what gay men crave.
He is confident,
unattainable,
and awakening desires.

…but we know how this movie ends up.
spoiler alert: he’s not it.
he is also very young too.
admire from the sidelines.

save your energy for someone who’s actually playing for our team….

…or someone who will allow you to pay to play.

lowkey: he strikes me as the type who,
if he was exploring,
would fuck one of DL wolf pack than some random gay in his DMS.
that or someone willing to pay or upgrade his life.