Dear Chris Brown’s Penis

Well we have been expecting you.
You finally made your appearance to the public.
Not how your owner expected for you to be seen unfortunately (i think).
I am a little late to the party, but I cum to you with a question.

Why so glum?

Everyone with a wet dream has been waiting to see you.
I am sure some folks self-smashed themselves into a coma.
You were what some of us were expecting,
while others, were expecting something stronger or bigger.
That’s okay.

They don’t matter.

It was kind of like unwrapping a present and getting a pair of socks or a bow tie for them.
For this Fox, I got the luxury of getting a un-loaded 357 Magnum.
I like a little danger so I wouldn’t mind seeing you fully loaded.
I am sure you are a site to see!

But I couldn’t help but notice that you looked…. sad.
I mean, I’d be sad too if my owner was using me to sell an album.
Sort of exploitation for 12.99.
Is that what you are worth to him?
But, alas, you made your debut to the world.
Congrats you are a star now.
You may not even need him.
Maybe we need to see you in action.


My Foxhole would like to get more acquainted.
I am sure you both will hit it off.

P.S – Tell your owner to lose the blonde.
Sisqo called and said he wants his relevance back.

Later.

oh and P.S. —> *lick*

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

12 thoughts on “Dear Chris Brown’s Penis”

  1. EWWWW. IT WAS LACKLUSTER AND TIRED AS HELL..TRYNA GET THAT ALBUM PUBLICITY UP..ITS SAD THESE DICKMATZIED INDIVIDUALS CANT SEE IT. JUST PATHETIC. THESE STARS TODAY ARE SO DISPOSABLE AND WORTHLESS AND WITH NO CREATIVITY …ONE GOES NAKED…THEY ALL HAPPEN TO BE NAKED…LAME!

  2. Chris(tina) is looking for attention and knew a cheap way to get it. First it was her new L’oreal “Blonde as a Bat” look she was giving. Poor thing. I bet she still beat Rihanna worse than she beats her penis.

  3. Wow…this is what publicity has come down to? *smh*

    As for Mr. Penis…Hmm…not bad, I’ve seen better…yet lets not forget Chris(tina) can work that waistline.

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