chris evans is guarding pussy, but didn’t guard what we saw on his camera roll

some of us have had a moment where we leaked our privates on accident.
not you?
yeah,
me either.

i remember being at my last job and this vixen wanted to see something on my phone.
our phones can literally tell all of our secrets.
it can tell folks who we really are bts.
well what she wanted to see happened to be in my photo album.
there was a lot of “insidejamarifox” stuff and a few pipes from some wolves.
i was watching her like a hawk.
i was ready to tackle her if she decided to swipe left or right.
so i’m sorta confused with my white wolf,
chris evans,
today.

he was showing his followers a video in his camera roll,
but forgot

x CLICK HERE TO SEE ALLEGED PIPE LEAKAGE

…that he had his alleged meat in a recent shot.
i’m more confused why he had the above meme of his face with “guard that pussy” on it tbh.
i knew he was a freak.

i just knew it.
i’m not mad at the pipe leakage tho.
it has some girth to it.
you know i don’t do big pipes anyway.
looking like this:

…the package is definitely my speed.
his team is cleaning all the leakage off twitter as we font.
enjoy it while it lasts.
let this be a lesson to everyone:

Know where your leakage is in your camera roll

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

17 thoughts on “chris evans is guarding pussy, but didn’t guard what we saw on his camera roll

  1. I thought I was the only person on this planet who is afraid of Big D__K!!! ( ha ha ha )

    For years I couldn’t understand what was wrong with me. If a guy had a Huge pipe, I rarely if ever got intimate with him a second time.

    This has nothing to do with penetration . I can have intimacy without taking all my clothes off.

  2. How we know that’s HIS actual pipe though? Before everyone gets their WAPs a-flooding like a busted pipe in the basement, what if someone sent him that dick pic? IJS Dont shoot the messenger.

    1. Agreed. And this, “I love Black men, but…” is so unnecessary. The men in these comments would do Henry Cahill, Chris Hemsworth, Justin Timberlake and whatever white guy Zendaya is dating at the moment. Whatever White celeb has muscles is suddenly “I’d let this one white boy hit.”

      It’s like Black people feel the need to justify liking anything beyond Black. It’s weird because the same crucify interracial relationships. Methinks somebody doth protest too much.

  3. It’s not his peen, though. It belongs to someone else. Somebody did a reverse image search and found the person who’s page the pic came from. Looks like Captain America is feening for men too and maybe that’s why he’s so private and ain’t been married yet as an almost 40 year old man.

    1. Now you know damn well the last thing either of those two would have is their own dick pic. Let alone a pic wearing boxer briefs… Lmfao, stahp playin’!!!

  4. So, I just finished talking with a friend and she changed my perspective on this. While the jokes and thirst comments are funny and lighthearted (I know my comments came from such a place), we have to put ourselves in Evan’s shoes. I’d be hella embarrassed if I ACCIDENTALLY showed the internet my goods and had the same internet spreading it far and wide and commenting eggplant emojis on my ig. Just something to think about…

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