honesty hour:

If Michael B Jordan wanted me to [redacted],
guess who is gonna be buying knee pads?

you guessed it.
*raises hands*
i’d even throw in mints for the job.
(the foxes know what mints do when giving [redacted]…)
some of these folks out here can’t hold water so the forests would know.
ex-publicist,
amir yass,
should be named “niagra falls” because…
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we truly don’t know people until a scandal about them erupts.
i always like to believe people have three sides.

The one they show the public
The one they show their close family and friends
The ones they show themselves when they’re alone

we look at social media posts,
professional accolades,
and their intimate relationships,
and think that’s who they are.
nope.
everyone has secrets.
dr. kevin rome sr.,
the president of fisk university,
is another whose mask might have been yoinked off for 2020.
he finds himself in a weird alleged gay entanglement,
even while being married to a whole woman via “scoop nashville“…
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i’ve come a long way and i gotta really applaud myself.
in my 20s,
i was super desperate to get into a relationship.
someone put the idea in my head about masculine males being gay/bi and it was ON.
it caused me to be put on to many fucked up entanglements.
i’ve met a lot of big deals a like rapper,
a government official,
and a nfl baller wolf.
i was dealing with some really good wolves too.
my past issues fucked them all up.
maybe i wasn’t supposed to link up with them for a relationship.
i don’t know.
back then,
if i was to see a fine ass male dating another male,
like this picture of king agu and his boo from yesterday…

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everyone was wondering who joe biden was gonna pick as his running mate.
they were speculating today was gonna be the day that he announced.
well,
he did and guess who he picked?…
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i was confused why cuomo and deblasio wanted to open up schools in new yawk this fall.
a lot of parents want “in person” learning,
but i bet you as soon as there is a spike in rona cases,
cuomo is gonna shut that shit down.
cuomo is playing chess with these idiot parents.

i see you cuomo.
you smart.
i was sent the following story about a dress code in one school district for virtual learning.
it has people up in arms,
but my opinion may get me in trouble via “abc13“…
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let’s talk about sex this morning.
for those WFH,
you will have to discuss it later.

when i say “he fucked the shit outta me“,
that rarely means that my future manz hurt me in any way.
someone “fuckin’ the shit outta me” meant he kilt my shit.
he was passionate,
intensely horny,
and the strokes was hittin’ my foxhole pums on another level.
it can be “killin’ yo shit” rough or the slow “long john silver” special,
but often than not,
i’m not in regret when we are done.
so a recent video has been circulating about porn star,
phatrabbitkiller.
he had a session with a fox that had almost everyone throwing up.
the attention is in the details…

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