Category: X MARKS THE FOX
when you find out what your ex has been up to by a stranger on the dl

when we break up with a toxic ex,
the name of the game is:
“Who is gonna die lonely and miserable.”
i’m kidding!
kinda.
so everyone meet zeldin aka @itszeldin from twitter.
he was hit up to join a threesome by someone named “horny dl“,
but once he saw the pic of “yellow short dude booty good af“…
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michelle obama gives a great speech but ends up getting dragged (a slight tug)

michelle obama is a godsend.
when she speaks; i listen.
i still haven’t gotten over her phrase for “when they go low, we go high“.
via ( x time ):
In an interview with The New York Times while promoting her popular new memoir Becoming, Obama took the time to unpack the meaning behind her words, expanding on what “going high” really means when you’re faced with a challenge.
“‘Going high’ doesn’t mean you don’t feel the hurt, or you’re not entitled to an emotion,” she explained. “It means that your response has to reflect the solution. It shouldn’t come from a place of anger or vengefulness. Barack and I had to figure that out. Anger may feel good in the moment, but it’s not going to move the ball forward.”
chills.
last night at the dnc,
i waited up all night for her speech for joe biden.
foxhole,
it was magical:
words couldn’t describe the power i felt in her words.
of course,
a republican by the name of scott presier pulled up an old michelle interview.
it was in regards to her “wonderful friend” harvey weinstein and well…
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lil kim is going to relive 90s fantasies by becoming a sex worker?

when you think of it,
this poster for lil kim’s “hardcore” was the 90s “wap” controversy.
lil kim taught me about sex at such a young age.
i didn’t even know folks was putting dicks in their mouths until her iconic line:
“I use to be scared of the dick,
now I throws lips to shit,
handle it like a real bitch…”
kim came a long way and fell tf off.
everything she has released since “put your lighters up” has been mid or pure bunk.
well she is deciding to try a new venture with her husband,
mr. papers…
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aaliyah was murdered? (jaguar wright seems to think so)

i’ll never forget the day i got the news aaliyah died.
i was on my way to church and her song,
“choosey lover“,
came on randomly on a cd i made.
as i listened to the song,
it felt like an out of body experience.
it stood out to me in a way i never heard before.
it hit spiritually.
as soon as i got to church,
i got the news and was devastated.
i was a huge stan of my aquarius rising sis.
the fact her music isn’t on streaming platforms gets me tite.
jaguar wright seems to think aaliyah was murdered.
this is what she said in a recent interview…
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andrew gillum has something to say about kamala harris

andrew gillum is dipping another toe in the water.
he is slowly making sure he keeps his name out here.
he wished obama a happy birthday:
and now he has something to say about kamala harris on his ig…
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when the bison dragged her like they had beef for years

the horns and the face alone already got me giving it 100 feet.
this is coming from me in my living room.
i don’t know what it is about white folks and wild animals,
but they never learn to leave them alone.
they legit be minding their business and not looking for no trouble.
bisons seem to be having the best year ever with the karens.
this one had to play dead:
but this one ended up getting dragged so hard,
she was without her bottom half by the end of it…
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