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new yawk tough… until mother nature is on her period

new yawk is a tough city,
but it’s one of those states that can’t take too much damage with the weather.
we not like texas or florida up here.
any strong gust of wind and the national guard is called.
even with too much snow,
it can fuck us up.
new yawk is built for light mood swings by mother nature.
we can’t deal with her full-blown temper tantrums like how she do down south.
i knew it was gonna rain,
but i didn’t think it was gonna feel like i was in a whirlpool…

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king agu is single and don’t even think about dating him this year

i remember when there onlyfans shit dropped.
it was all good bout a week ago.
now…

so king agu has allegedly broken up with his ex(?),
joey,
for what seems like the 40th time.
these two be legit “back, back, forth and forth“.
king agu posted this on his degenerate burner twitter account:

…and we aren’t shocked or surpised.
i’m gonna font a controversial statement about these two…

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it’s time for me to get another deep seeding where i’ll be sore and tired

so that time between that first deep seeding went by quickly.
i can’t believe 2 weeks have passed already but i am here.

I get my second jab tomorrow.

and i’ll be 110 with you foxhole…

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the mushrooms made him do it (the mushrooms made him kill, kill, kill…)

some of my friends have been trying coke as of late.
it has been confusing tf to me tbh,
but everyone does some experimental shit once or twice in their lives.
i’ve tried weed and was given horse tranqs when i was younger.
some folks have mental illnesses,
but once they take some hard shit,
it can bring the demons out of them.

Imagine getting high off a drug and murdering someone?

that is what hyena did while high off mushrooms in florida…

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ya’ll can cancel your diazepam prescriptions over this onlyfans porn ban

everyone can relax.
~~i know i can.~~
king nate and his perfect penis get to smash for another day.
onlyfans having porn banned on their platform had all the sex workers in a tizzy.
i’ve haven’t seen so much protest and uproar since they canceled “manifest” on nbc.
onlyfans tweeted an update today that should calm everyone’s anxiety…