JONATHAN MAJORS AND THEM TITTIES AREN’T THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE?

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jonathan majors isn’t conventionally handsome.
he is an amazing actor and i think he has serious sex appeal.
his bawdy is…


listen i like it when folks aren’t feeling the same male i’m into.
the line is usually very small and competition is slim.
it’s like going to the dmv and being the first one there.

jonathan has no social media so we never know what he is up to.
a vixen took a sneak pic of him while being on vaca…

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PORSHA’S FIGHTING MATTERS: THE LEGENDARY FISTS OF FURY?

porsha williams of rhoa fame is a fighter.
she will not hesitate to put her paws on ya if you ack’ up.
you see what she did to kenya during her first reunion on rhoa:

porsha was the hometown hero until she started showing her ass.
well on her own reality show,
porsha family matters“,
it seems she is putting her paws to work again

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ANTONIO BROWN LEAVES THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW

nfl baller wolf formerly of the tampa bay bucs,
antonio brown,
is always showing us his ass.
his muscular ass,
but his ass nonthelese.


he gives no fucks consistently.
i always enjoy writing about him but Jesus Christ.
so he decided to leave yesterday’s game shirtless

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KATY PERRY DOES “GREATEST LOVE OF ALL” AND WHITNEY IS CURRENTLY…

when i’m going through something in life or things are out of control,
i will listen to a purely ignorant pop record ad-nauseum.
a few years year,
i remember that time i was hooked on “teenage dream” by katy perry.
i was working at insert stressful ass job here and that record was like literal candy.
i listened to it going and coming from work every day.
it took me outta that reality and into this “not so serious” situation she created with that album.


i can’t even listen to it anymore because it’s played out for me.

Side-word: Right now,
I’m listening to “Confession on a Dance Floor” from Madonna.
That is when I’m not listening to “Mother” from Cleo Sol and “So Far Gone” from Drake.

we are very protective over our black legends.
we always look at people crazy when they even attempt to sing a “whitney”.
katy did just that at her residency in vegas.
she attempted to sing “greatest love of all” and…

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trey songz continues to be allegedly deep up in mo shit

trey songz has had a very confusing career recently.
he went from being a sex symbol,
black lives matter activist,
promoting black love,
having a baby with someone other than a black vixen,
opened up a really wack onlyfans,
videos with him fighting randoms,
and now being taken to task with allegations of sexual assault.


does he even make music anymore?
well here is the latest in “what has trey songz done now?” that is sweeping the social forests…

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we’re number one!!!!!!!! woot woot!!!!

america is number 1.
no seriously,
we are number one because

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