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JIM JONES MAMA TRAINED HIM HOW TO BE A TONGUE KISSING CHAMPION
my mother and grandmother never taught me about sex.
my first kiss was with a girl in barbados while playing house,
but i had to learn about sex from watching a sex scene in a movie my mother had.
it was “mo better blues” and wesley snipes was fuckin’ cynda williams.
( x see it here )
that scene always turns me on and why i love missionary so much.
how he looked on top of her and how the covers hugged his bawdy in all the right places.
i was so intrigued as to why he was in between her legs grindin’ violently.
as a young struggling gay,
i wished i was her being completely honest.
sex in my household was treated as a “bad thing” or something that didn’t exist for me.
while my other male friends were out here learning to play with the opposite sex,
i was playing with happy meal toys and video games.
i enjoyed being a kid rather than growing up too quickly.
rapping wolf,
jim jones,
admitted something really disturbing on the lip service podcast.
his mother,
nancy,
taught him about sex but the way she taught him about how to tongue kiss…
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JUST ANOTHER #COUPLEGOALS NO MORE (STERLING SHEPARD & CHANEL IMAN)
nfl baller wolf,
sterling shepard,
and ex (?) model chanel iman were actually a cute couple.
they were pumpin’ out kids and i was sure this #couplegoals would make it.
it seems males today are taking the steps when a relationship has come to an end.
sterling and chanel were together for 6 years,
3 years being married with two kids,
and well…
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THE RONA SMASHED THE FLU AND HAD BABY FLURONA
ya’ll gonna fuck around and ^this is gonna be the rona.
the gaddamn demogorgon from stranger things.
it’s gonna become a living monster made of mucus and needles eating people tf up.
there is yet another variant added to the list…
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YOU BETTER NOT SCREAM ANY OTHER NAME BUT JASON DERULO
i still say jason derulo got in the door when chris brown fell off that one time.
don’t sleep on him tho.
he got loyal fans and i think he’s a pretty good dancer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr-fjrg_UR4
he had ( x some of the best tiktoks ) when the pandemic first happened too.
don’t you dare ever call him another r&b singing wolf cause he will put the paws to ya tho.
he fought not 1 but 2 dudes in vegas for calling him usher via tmz…
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THE CARDS WERE DEALT AND DEATH WAS PULLED FIRST
you know what’s fucked up about all that is happening right now?
How SELFISH people are.
how amazing that movies were actually documentaries about people’s behavior.
you’d think folks would chill out so we could get past this rona shit.
nope.
it insulting when folks say the rona is like the cold or flu.
so many people died and to say,
“oh it’s only a cold“,
is kinda fucked up.
the following story sent into me blew my whole shit.
how you gonna kill your friend because you wanted to play cards?…
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DOES KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAVE AN EMBARRASSMENT FETISH OR…?
and to think in the beginning,
she was “the different one“.
can people tell when someone isn’t into them?
people can get into relationships,
have sex,
have good sex,
breed,
and it still won’t mean shit.
that is what i feel about the saga that is tristan thompson and khloe kardashian.
View this post on Instagram
he is JUST not into her.
it got confirmed he got that random pregnant,
after denying that he had never done anything with her,
and he posts this ig once it’s confirmed he is the baby daddy...
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