THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY CRAZIES AND ZOMBIES ON THE MTA NOW

*Tip for those coming to New Yawk to visit/start a new life here.
If you ever get lost somewhere,
always take a train to Times Square.
You can always find your way,
or a transfer to your correct train,
from that location.
Bing Bong.

when i go to the train,
i have a habit of standing right at the yellow line.
its a force of habit living here especially if you’re on a crowded platform.
the new yawk foxhole knows the deal.
as crime rises in this forest,
there has been a lot of crime happening on the mta.
yesterday,
a deranged homeless hyena pushed someone to their death at 42nd street

Continue reading “THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY CRAZIES AND ZOMBIES ON THE MTA NOW”

RAY J WANTS YA’LL TO WEAR BLACK DRAWS TO HIDE THE DOO-DOO

remember this iconic gif of ray j and that tail of his?
ray j use to bring the bakery.
when i think of all the times ray j’s concealed cake has been exposed,
he was always wearing black drawz.
well,
besides this moment:

ray j wanted to school us the importance of wearing black drawz.
It’s to help those who wash our drawz not see our doo-doo streaks

Continue reading “RAY J WANTS YA’LL TO WEAR BLACK DRAWS TO HIDE THE DOO-DOO”

GRAB YOUR SURFBOART CAUSE AQUAMAN (JASON MOMOA) IS SINGLE

you ever think to yourself:

“If this person was single,
I can only imagine how disrespectful their DMS probably would be?”

for someone like jason momoa,
who debuted all this as aquaman:

you’d imagine that his wife,
lisa bonet,
wasn’t letting him go.
his now ex-wife,
lisa bonet,
and he has decided to call it quits in their 16 years of being together…

Continue reading “GRAB YOUR SURFBOART CAUSE AQUAMAN (JASON MOMOA) IS SINGLE”

TREY SONGZ AND HIS SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN

so remember dylan gonzalez accusations that trey songz allegedly raped her?
( x refresher course )
well she said she was gonna see us in 222 and that she did.
this is what she put on her socials…

Continue reading “TREY SONGZ AND HIS SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN”

K. MICHELLE DID SAY SHE HAD SOME B*TCHES TO STUNT ON

i don’t blame k. michelle tbh.
some of us can be really cruel on socials about people’s looks.
you know if you don’t look like a 10 on this social media shit,
you are somewhere at the back of the line.
so if someone can get a good doctor to make them look like their filters

I’m sure they won’t be turning that down.

k. michelle looks like a completely different human these days…

Continue reading “K. MICHELLE DID SAY SHE HAD SOME B*TCHES TO STUNT ON”

ANTONIO BROWN MIGHT BE STARRING IN AN ONLY FANS SOON?

another only fans?
from the following story,
it seems our good baller wolf,

antonio brown,
wanted this released to an attentionista’s onlyfans too.
ab couldn’t resist the sweet nectar that has ruined many men like him before.
the night before ( x “stormed off”-gate ),
he was allegedly up inside the rabid nectar of onlyfans creator,
ava louise.

 

View this post on Instagram

 

A post shared by Ava Louise (@avalouiise)

she sent a shit ton of receipts to “daily mail” about her adventure that night:

he kept his shirt on during this sexcapade?
he snuck her to his hotel and she claims he wanted her to post the videos to her onlyfans

Continue reading “ANTONIO BROWN MIGHT BE STARRING IN AN ONLY FANS SOON?”