when “he ate the whole dick up off grindr” has an entirely new meaning

the following story literally has me font-less.
the amount of crazy that lurks within the shadows of our online worlds is scary.
hookup apps like grindr and jack’d are always such a gamble with our lives.
we have talked about the countless tales of hookups gone wrong in foxhole’s past.
i continue to pray for all the foxholers that are on hookup grind.
kevin bacon,
not to be confused with the actor…


…went on grindr for a hookup because he was depressed during 2019 holidays.
he met up with mark latunski and well…

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so willy suarez maceo will sell you a house and kill (literally) your shit too?


we never suspect the attractive of being vile.
many of them can slip under the radar with their fucked up ways.
you see how many people give cute folks a pass for being awful to others.
once we gas up someone’s head,
their fuckery knows no bounds.
^so that hyena,
willy suarez maceo,
sells houses in south florida.
he is also an alleged serial killer down in south florida too…

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ari fletcher doesn’t like you not liking her fetish for guns being pulled on her

ari fletcher.
i asked “who?” when i got the story.
singer?
nope.
actress?
nah.
rapping wolf sex toy?
check box here.
i like a wolf who will tell my ass to sit down when i’m doing too much.
jamari can have a mouth and do too much when i’m annoyed.
ill find a seat when he looks at me crazy and got a little bass in that voice.
i like that sexy shit just don’t put your hands on me.
i don’t like anyone pulling guns on me because i’m leaving due to their nonsense tho.
apparently,
ari does because she spoke about it in her interview with “dont call me white girl“:

eek.
that little snippet got everyone riled up including domestic abuse survivors.
this is how she chose to respond to her critics on ig live…

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it’s a rona holiday and most people seem to have gotten a gift

how many people know someone who currently has the rona?

some died; others lived to tell the tale.
with this new omarion omicron variant dancing in these lungs,
it seems more people are catching it at higher rates.
my friends and i been trying to 2-step out that bitch’s way.
i was telling someone today that…

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bwok bwok, chicken head (kfc, please, whatever)

back in barbados,
i remember kfc being soooooooo good.
there was one down the street from our house.
every sunday,
my aunt would send over kfc for us to eat for dinner.
the chicken was GOOD and i loved eating the skin.

KFC’s chicken had the best skin in the business.

at times,
i preferred kfc over chefette even though i loved their rotis.
i came to america and kfc was cool but something changed.
they fucked up the original recipe and just like that…

Popeyes (and dare I say Kennedys) became the new chicken spot.

a patron was eating kfc the other day and look what she found

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britney spears vocals made me fall out of my chair in wonderment!

i was sitting at my computer table last night looking at stories being sent in.
i saw a story about britney spears.
i brace myself when i see her name in the headlines.
so it was something about her having a new song in the works.
without any further context,
i clicked the link in the email to her ig post.
legit…

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