most people have a lurker or burner account on social media.
i mean i can’t judge because i have one.

honesty hour: i was lurking on my crush’s ig even before officially meeting him.
hell,
sometimes i still lurk even though we follow each other.
i don’t want him to know i get heart eyes every time he posts something.
shrug

i have no shame in admitting that.
you shouldn’t feel shamed either.

many blue checks have burner pages that aren’t run by their pr teams.
hell,
beyonce even has a secret snapchat.
some people make fake accounts to:

– lurk on exes/crushes/exes new love interests
– follow people they hate to slaughter them in group chats
– indulge in same sex situations without judgment
– freaks
– don’t want folks to find out their love of knitting and cross dressing

acting wolf,
armie hammer (catch me if you can),
doesn’t care about a lurksta.
as you know a few years ago,
he got caught up on twitter for ( x liking bdsm and bondage kink ).
last week,
he got a divorce from his wife,
but all of his alleged cheating from his “blue check” ig came out yesterday…

Continue reading “hit me under your burner account so we can creep on the low (kitten)” →

i’ll start off by saying i think malik joseph is really handsome.
he pretty pretty.
i like to start things off positively.
he is ( x one of the ) freak twitter/onlyfans forest dwellers.
i can see why tanksnlove is ( x always touching on him ).
malik was in attendance at compound in atl over the weekend.
as you know,
it was ( x “henny bottle-gate” ) during one fight over the weekend.
well malik was in a fight in his own too.
i don’t know if this was before or after the fight:

If you’re in my section, make sure you’re supposed to be there pic.twitter.com/qmeJQUOQ0b

— MalikJoseph (@themalikjoseph) July 6, 2020

but this was his how his brawl went down…

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“Karen got a gun now…
It hurts me when she’s pointing it in your face…”

we don’t need karens to start packing heat these days.
they are way too unstable for that kind of pressure.
in another exposure of “the wonderful world of karen“,
^that she-jackal had her guns drawn over a dispute in a parking lot…
Continue reading “when karen thinks her spirit animal is jason statham” →

listen…

Wearing a face mask in the summer can damn near feel like suffocation

i went to run some errands yesterday and it was humid af.
by the time i got home,
i could hardly breathe.
bad enough i went to dunkin donuts yesterday for an iced coffee,
but realized i had a mask on and couldn’t drink it until i got home.
it’s a whole new forest since the rona has touched down.
the masks are helping us stay safe,
while keeping others safe as well.
some white folks have been having temper tantrums over wearing a mask.
this one compared himself to a mad dog…

Continue reading “it is my constitutional right to be free so i’m not wearing a face mask any longer” →

i made ^this same reaction at this following story.
ya know,
i fucks with madonna.
when i want to be a spiritual and unapologetic whore,
i turn on her music.
one of my biggest problems with madonna is she can’t seem to find a seat.
even in a furniture store,
she wouldn’t be able to locate one chair.
madonna was feeling like she needed to speak out in regards of george floyd.
she got her son,
david,
to do it instead and well…
Continue reading “madonna’s son david has what it takes to stop police brutality against black folks” →

wtf is going on with celebs today during this rona?
why can’t some of them be more like b and rih?
hell,
nicki has sat her ass down and is taking a much needed break.
lana del rey was someone who i thought carried herself like a real celeb.
she comes out with music,
does the promo for it,
and keeps herself out of trouble when she is off.
as you know,
she released a “letter” that ( x rubbed everyone the wrong way ).
well she released a video on ig tv...
Continue reading “lana del rey takes another swing on the hill the horse died on” →