i’d be so embarrassed to be cheesing up in pictures with him.
she is better than me.
the reason i say this is because tyrese decided to come clean.
everything he told us,
while allegedly medicated,
was all lies.
his wife’s pregnancy and how he had no money.
he threw in an apology to some folks for good measure.
this is what “the jasmine brand” got for foxhole review…
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i’m just gonna font it.

I’ve been purposely ignoring Tyrese and his antics

i stopped tuning in after he was taunting the rock on ig.
i saw a video today that made me have to font about him.
tyrese hasn’t seen his cub,
shayla,
in 2 months.
his ex wife has him banished by restraining order.
tyrese been doing all kinds of random shit.
i don’t know if it’s for his cub or us.
so the video i saw was him sobbing about his daughter,
throwing shade at the rock,
and being broke…
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this picture can be summed up in one word.

REGRET

it’s written all over his face.
he shoulda knew that was a bad idea,
but some love to learn the hard way.
steve harvey thought he was doing something.
welp,
he did something alright.
he is allegedly losing fans over his trump meeting last year.
this is what a foxholer sent me from “the daily mail”…
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anything ^this weight and up looks good on him.
i love certain artists,
but my days of stanning hard are over.
i respect their crafts,
and their music might personally do something to me,
but insulting others for someone i don’t know is deaded.
in 2017,
most stan bases go too far.

Is stanning healthy?

not only for you…

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2004.
i remember i saw ^that incident live.
“nipplegate” starring janet and justin timberlake.
i was at my homeboys crib for that superbowl.
it happened so fast.
i think i blinked mid titty.
i got mad calls right after like…
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these jackals gonna learn to stop harassing gays.
one jackal learned the hard way.
so everyone meet 18 year old,
abel cedeno.
that isn’t a glamour shot.
he is headed to jail.
he allegedly stabbed his bully to death in the bx today.
this is what the ny daily news…
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