Who Knew Taking Out The Trash Could Be So Dangerous

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speaking of dog mauling,
has the foxhole seen the following video?
it happened in st. paul; minnesota.

an older vixen was taking out the trash when she was mauled by a dog.
a fuckin’ police dog.
the following video is graphic af so hold on…
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Omarosa Wants To Sit At Your Table At The Cookout (Mine Is Full)

doesn’t she not look like a demon?
i bet she is a freak tho.
anyway,
omarosa made her rounds today.
she made sure to be front and center at “gma” for her exit interview.
michael strahan,
who is really fine in person btdubs,
had the pleasure of interviewing her this morning…
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“what does this mean???”
“what are you talking about?”
“i thought that was a joke?”
“what do you mean the internet will be no more?”

all answers from folks i know personally.
it was surprising to me that no one knew about it.
i knew tho.
net neutrality.
i already did my investigating a week ago.

black twitter and foxholers were buzzing bout it,
but like a fox,
i stayed camped out in the chicken coop until it was a time.
some weren’t paying attention.
something i realized tho…

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Make Sure Your Hook Ups and FWB Are Changing The Pillow Cases

sometimes i wonder why folks say certain things out loud?
things that will give them heavy judgment?
i’m often very confused,
but i have to remember some don’t have no shame.
well some she-hyena didn’t wash her pillowcase in five years.
i feel the vomit coming up slowly.
a fohxoler sent me what her doctor discovered via “the daily mail”…
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When Prada Bags Fall On Train Tracks (And The Vixen Who Went To Get It)

in my life,
i know a vixen who jumped down on the tracks to get her phone.
i often wondered what i would do if something i own fell down there?
facts,
but i would probably cry.
this snow bunny knocked my phone clean out my paws the other day.
it nearly fell on the tracks.
i felt myself reacting.
she didn’t even apologize or offer to pick it up.
well a vixen jumped down on the tracks to get her bag last week.
a vix-bi sent me what happened to her via “the ny daily news”…
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Lance Gross Doesn’t Do The Right Thing For Ya’ll With This Missing Beard

listen…
i don’t know if it’s fatherhood,
or that fur he put on top of his head,
but lance gross got finer than usual.
i mean,
he has always been fine,
but something is different about him.
lance is also one of the “00s sexy dark wolf” pioneers.
kofi seems to have snatched that title,
but lance is still a teenage chocolate dream.

well i think everyone forgot lance is an acting wolf.
he had to shave his mustache and beard for a recent role.
he put up this new picture of the final result and well…
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