i didn’t realize how addicted i was until it was gone.
the night before,
my apple watch decided to jump ship…
i read jay bought bey one of the dragon eggs.
so i’m not worthy.
they tried to tell me,
and even some of you tried to tell me,
but i didn’t listen.
this sorta was a teachable moment for me.
“Don’t judge a book by it’s cover”?
i have been getting my soul snatched.
from a wolf?
i don’t think a wolf could ever entertain me like this.
my tv tho?
i’ve found my latest obsession.
it appeals to my tech nerdy heart.
so i’ve always seen the amazon echo in commercials,
but i never thought i’d own one.
i thought it just controlled a smart home.
as of right now,
i don’t want a smart home until i’m in my own home.
so my home wolf surprised me yesterday…
i try not to be one of those conspiracy nuts.
you know the types.
the government is out to get them so they hate technology.
they’ll get a flip phone if they have to.
sooner or later,
they’ve moved to some cabin up in the mountains to stay “off the grid”.
if big brother wants to find you,
they’ll find you.
back in the day,
i was out with pose and her cousin was talking about laptop cameras.
she said she puts a bandage over her camera.
people can hack into your laptop and access your camera.
they’ll watch you while you’re naked,
pretending you’re a pop star in your bedroom,
or even having sex.
it sorta scared me a little.
the subject of hacked cameras came up again within another conversation.
so i went to amazon and got to ordering.
the product just came today…
stuff like this gives me multiple orgasms.
don’t judge me.
it’s the little nerdy things that make me happy.
so i’ve been on the hunt for a certain weather app.
one that’s more “fox swagg“ oriented.
i’ve wanted one to suggest what to wear,
depending on the temperature.
new yawk and it’s bipolar weather…
it could be feel one way in your den,
but as soon as you step outside…
i think i found the app for my needs that i wanted to share….
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am i the only one who uses siri?
she isn’t perfect,
but she does the basics that i need.
– set a timer when i’m cooking
– send a quick text
– put my phone on dnd
well siri is about protect you against these hunters too.
if you ever get pulled over,
she is about to come through with the receipts.
this is what i read from “usa today”…
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