i’ve joined the cult with others frying their brains out too.
i’ve accepted my fate and will walk with my head held high.
so 2 weeks ago,
i was craving pizza heavy.
just like when i have the idea to hop on a dating app,
The Universe sends me something that turns me tf off completely.
i saw ( x this ) news story the day i was gonna order.
i did the dorothy face shortly after i read it:
something told me to check out all the restaurant grades in my area.
the violations of “evidence of rats/mice” made my head spin.
after my soul came back to my bawdy,
i decided to order something that i’ve heard folks raving about.
i didn’t know much about it before i did some research,
but i was sold after all the reviews…
I am now part of the air fryer community.
i ordered ^that model from dreo off amazon.
after a week of using it,
i can confidently font that i’m turned the entire F out.
i’m trying to figure out why fries taste way better in an air fryer?
i was doing a test run on frozen foods,
but everything i’ve cooked in it came out perfect.
i see people cooking full-blown meals in an air fryer.
mine came with a recipe book that blew my scalp back.
a leg of lamb,
and a whole damn chicken.
what a time to be alive foxhole.
it’s like all the millenials had a community meeting and said:
“How can we make life and things easier for us?”
the days of slaving in the kitchen are cut in half now.
the only time i’ll eat out is if i go to a resturant.
other than thatttttttttttttt…
lowkey: i wish my mother and star fox were alive during these times.
if only they were here to experience tech life with me.
the last thing my mother had was a cellphone and a bluray player.