I did not think Larry was stacked like this…

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I guess being drafted number 1 has it’s perks.

So much so,
you end up in GQ magazine modeling fall fashions from the likes of
Marc Jacobs, Michale Bastian and your athletic sponsor, Under Armour.

Sounds like Jamari Fox territory if I ever heard it.

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There is a heatwave in the Concrete Forest.
It is currently 107 degrees.
I am hot, sweaty, and I need someone to cum wipe me off.
If I had to choose someone to cum cool me down,
I would have to choose…

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… and all I can picture is the sight I saw when he had on a wife beater,
lips all pink and moist,
muscles rippling,
and his body in full “Needs To Be Fucked” mode.
If his body is a temple,
then that muthafucka’s name should really be Aztec.

Continue reading “Aaron Maybin Should Break Me In” →

… and yet he hasn’t been able to find his way in my Foxhole.
I guess Tyler Perry is keeping him busy.

I kid.

Continue reading “Isaiah Mustafa Has A Good Sense of Direction” →

… but where exactly?

So as you all know I haven’t mounted Bret Lockett yet.
I know, I’m slackin.

Just kidding.

Anyway, as you know from Fox past,
I featured Bret on a segment to promote his up and coming rap career.
Thanks to one of my faithful Foxes, omg007, I was informed on the music video.

See below for where Bret wants to take us…

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