ok can i be bold this sunday morning?
i mean we always bold here in the foxhole.
its nothing.
so i’ll be honest.
cool?
so i’m horny as hell this morning…
(this is NSFW,
18^,
AND “ONLY FOR THE CURIOUS STRAIGHTS”).
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“if you ain’t lickin’ this,
then you ain’t stickin’ this,
and i got witnesses.
ask any nigga i been with…
they ain’t hit shit till they stuck their tongue in this.
i ain’t wit that frontin’ shit…” – not tonight, lil kim.

my motto for life.
so it seems like all the straight wolves are admitting to eatin’ the bunz these days.
i guess its trendy to have a mouth full of bootyhole all of a sudden.
from songs talking’ about eatin cheeks,
to wolves being more honest about their freakiness on social media,
it seems that the world has changed the rules on sex.
should we thank the makers of instagram and twitter?
should we thank artists pushing the sexual limits in their music?
well the thing that got me is…

Wasn’t eatin’ bunz a “gay thing” tho?

the following topic and the content underneath is nsfw,
18^,
and may offend straight eyes…

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i feel like every wolf should eat booty.
there.
i said it.
“eat booty” does sound a little barbaric.
so how about…
lick the fox hole?
is that better?
surprisingly there are wolves out here who are on a “bunz free” diet.
something about too much carb intake…
or some crazy excuse…
its like being in high school again.
we all had that wolf friend(s) who said this classic line:

“hell naw!
i don’t eat no pussy!
yuck thats gross!
she still gotta give me head tho…”

…and secretly,
he was on his knees properly cleaning out her vagina.
this depends on if the vixen was a dumb ass or not.
if the fox has prepared a clean platter for you to dig in…

Why not put on a bib and get on your knees?

hmm.
well i got a f0xmail from one of my readers with this very discussion…
(18^,
nsfw,
and “not for straight eyes”)…
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i always got this impression future had some good pipe.
hell ciara confirmed it for us.
*waves* hi c…
he seems like the type you put in the “fwb” category.
the wolf you let smash because he was “there” and it turned out to be good.
real good actually.
so you keep on doing it until you get married or saved.
you know those types.
one of the f-bi sent me a treat today.
it’s a groupie on future’s alleged dick report for our review from balleralert.
lets take a look shall we….
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so i guess these lyrics apply to this term:

“Y’all niggas is pussy
I’m ballin’ now nigga now watch me (watch me)
Ain’t nothin’ you can do to stop me (stop Me)
You niggas get so emotional (emotional)
You remind me of my bitch.” – i smell pussy, 50 cent

anyway so a foxholer sent me this and i laughed so loud.
like the one person in the comment,
i also learn something new every day.
so for those who don’t know what “trade” is:

trade (n): A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.

A theoretically straight man who likes to “sit back and get serviced” by gay/bi men, with little or no sexual reciprocation. (Note: It is specifically the lack of interest in reciprocating that defines a man as “trade.”)
compliments urban dictinary

so basically its some form of fox tail carried by…

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…no seriously.
so another fav,
as always,
sent me the following that kinda stunned me.
the way the world is headed,
i’m shouldn’t surprised.
we are all hooked on our electronic devices.
they become our “other limb”,
so to speak.
well how would you feel if you could have sex with your ipad?
well look no further…
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