What is “Trade Pussy”? (Learn Something New Every Day)

tradepussyso i guess these lyrics apply to this term:

“Y’all niggas is pussy
I’m ballin’ now nigga now watch me (watch me)
Ain’t nothin’ you can do to stop me (stop Me)
You niggas get so emotional (emotional)
You remind me of my bitch.” i smell pussy, 50 cent

anyway so a foxholer sent me this and i laughed so loud.
like the one person in the comment,
i also learn something new every day.
so for those who don’t know what “trade” is:

trade (n): A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.

A theoretically straight man who likes to “sit back and get serviced” by gay/bi men, with little or no sexual reciprocation. (Note: It is specifically the lack of interest in reciprocating that defines a man as “trade.”)
compliments urban dictinary

so basically its some form of fox tail carried by…

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so i guess my foxhole definition would be:

trade pussy (n) – a person who messes around with dudes,
identifies as a bottom (aka fox),
and is genuinely masculine.
he isn’t into the gay scene and is undetectable.

in a majority of cases,
they never messed with a dude.

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as much as i love wolves who look/act like that,
i know there are many foxes out here in various forms.
one thing about “trade pussy” is since they are just like straight wolves.
they don’t know how to properly clean their asses.
some straight wolves walking around here with skid marks,
haven’t changed their draws in a couple days,
or haven’t taken a shower in a week.
nothing worst than a nasty man of any kind.
in the life,
some foxes don’t have anyone to teach them proper cleaning habits.
they either real hood or super d/l.
they never heard of:

Dangers+of+Fleet+Enemas…or take the enema fluid out,
refill it with warm water,
and stick it up their hole and repeat until you see clear water.
some don’t even know what a laxative is.
they don’t know to have in stock:

kc-312_2zi got 2 boxes in my cupboard.
look lets be real in the foxhole.
sometimes we all have a messy shit day.
the water/wipe/water/soap/wipe thing can get real tedious.
lets not act like every time is a perfect experience.
so these foxes go out here presenting the bunz to a wolf any which way.
it reminds me of a story star fox told me.
he knew a wolf who only messed with “trade pussy”.
he had a fetish for masculine foxes.
well he met this hood fox with a super fat bunz.
he got him in the crib,
bent him over to eat him,
but when he stuck his tongue in,
he tasted something he knew was not legit.
when he pulled his tongue out,
along also came a piece of dookie.
a piece of shit was on his tongue.
yeah.
you can head to the bathroom to throw up now.
so as much as “trade pussy” is so appealing,
you better teach it how to be prepared.
you just don’t bend over and spread ya cheeks.
it really isn’t a pussy.
you’ve definitely been warned.

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Author: jamari fox

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25 thoughts on “What is “Trade Pussy”? (Learn Something New Every Day)

  1. I wasn’t ready for the second part of the entry. I like masculine Foxes as well. I take a couple of hood dudes any day.

    These dudes have to learn how to do a finger test. Stick you middle finger(it’s the longest) in ol dude’s hole before you eat it. That way, you ain’t gotta worry about all that shit stuff. Feel me? Dude thinking you are fingering his ass, but you are actually testing it lol. You gotta be safe out here. Some Foxes be setting dudes up. It couldn’t happen to me.

  2. Eating ass can get you hepatitis and hepatitis can kill you faster than HIV. Since gay men typically “fiddle” with ass, I believe that health professionals recommend that gay men make sure that their innoculations for hepatitis are always complete and up-to-date. Recently a treatment/cure for hepatitis C was released it only costs about $1,000 a day for the pills so a full course of treatment for 9 weeks will only cost about $63,000. Think about it.

      1. Shit, it ain’t even really your problem. More than likely, your Wolf is not going to want his cheeks ate. This is a Wolf issue, something we gotta worry about. First it is an unclean ass, now it’s hepatitis. DAMN.

    1. When I said $63,000, I was wrong. I stated that from memory. This is what I found out about the drug online: “Also a big deal is the cost of Sovaldi (sofosbuvir), an oral drug approved by the Food and Drug Administration in December 2013 for the treatment of chronic hepatitis C. Sovaldi has been priced by its manufacturer, Gilead, at $1,000 per pill, or an estimated $84,000 for its entire 12-week regimen.” Google it.

      Eating ass is something that foxes/bottoms typically do not do but sometimes a partner who is a wolf/top likes his ass eaten. It is something that wolfs/tops sometimes do.

      Sex can be joyous, fun and relationship fulfilling. Having sex is as natural as eating or talking or urinating. But it can also be fraught with dangers and problems.

      About 1/3 of black gay and bisexual men in the USA are known to have HIV and the estimates that the actual number approaches 1/2 or 50%. I’ve heard of people having herpes, syphilis and gonorrhea infections of the lips, mouth and throat. And there are more STDs than just HIV, herpes, syphilis and gonorrhea.

      I suggest that if you are sexually active that you at minimum use the Internet and read online about Sexually Transmitted Diseases/Sexually Transmitted Infections and that you consider consulting with STD/HIV clinics about protecting yourself and/or consulting with your health care professional.

      It’s dangerous out there.

  3. Get out of here!!!! This is why I can’t get turn on by str8 men and even trade who come off str8 because I always think about their unwash ass. This is why I like to use enema, rubbing alcohol to remove any bacterial off of the surface, and use moroccan argan oil cause I just love the smell

  4. American Gangster – Real knows Real – Finesse -Trade is the transfer of the ownership of goods or services from one person or entity to another in exchange for other goods or services or for money. Always wash ya hands.

  5. I’m lost. Why can’t it just be called “trade ass”. Tf is up with the pussy shit if it’s not an actual vagina aka pussy?

  6. THANK YOU for being so REAL with this entry, hands down my favorite!!! because it’s definitely a process getting ready for your top..ESPECIALLY when you have a phat ass..like big asses might be nice to look at but speaking as a guy who has one it’s a lot in general to keep clean, especially for sex…as for these men on these sex sites…they call it ‘trade pussy’ because these men can’t come to grips that they’re fucking ANOTHER MAN…i find it to be hilarious…when i was seeing this drug dealer (i know dont judge me yall lol) he used to always say that during sexting stuff like ‘im gonna beat that pussy up when i come to your crib’ and etc smh but i DIED laughing when you mentioned Star Fox experience that was funny!!!

  7. SN: I’m tired of men saggin their pants…i feel if you have a nice ass it’ll show with jeans or slacks without you having to show your drawers…especially when the drawers are looking dingy lol

  8. Smh JUST left a dudes spot and he had to give me white tee because after I finished piping him down I look down and the bottom of my shirt is dyed brown!

    I was lowkey offended not because of the painting itself, but I know this nigga gets dicked down enough to know how to clean himself thoroughly.

    Some bottoms are just lazy! They’re quick to hop on a dick 6-7 times a week and want to just go to the restroom and wipe real quick ahead of time and think that’s going to get it. No sir!

    I could excuse it if he was young or new to the game , but this dude was in his 30’s and his ass was not gripping my dick like he was new to this.

    I have a homie that keeps a closet full of fleet mostly because of the sex parties he hosts but he’ll slide them to a bottom in a heartbeat if they’re not clean well.

    1. YUCK. That is disgusting af. Lowkey offended tho? I would have been obviously offensive towards him. You gotta speak up bro and hurt some feelings for them to GET IT. If not, it will happen again.

    2. that is just WRONG on so many levels…WOW i don’t invite my top over until i know im cleaned out completely..it’s tedious sometimes but i want my man to be pleased and i want to enjoy my self that has to be the worse feeling in the world to see your shirt stained with you know what smh

  9. No eating the cake unless I know I’m the only one in it and it looks/smells like heaven.

    Too bad because I’m the ride my face until your heart’s content type. Lol

    Haven’t tasted ass in a LONG time.

  10. Ladies and Gentlemen; Sex can be joyous, fun and relationship fulfilling. Having sex is as natural as eating or talking or urinating. But it can also be fraught with dangers and problems.

    In that regard, I pass on what I saw in a Facebook posting:

    “My buddy in NYC has chronic inflammation in his pancreas, a G/I organ. Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases include shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases include hepatitis A,hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites include intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted infections. Applying the mouth to the genitals immediately after applying it to the anus can introduce the bacterium Escherichia coli (“E. coli”) into the urethra, leading to aurinary tract infection. HIV/AIDS is not believed to be easily transmitted through anilingus.
    Anilingus with a number of casual partners increases the health risks associated with the practice. Generally, people carrying infections that may be passed on during anilingus appear healthy. Parasites may be in the feces if undercooked meat was consumed. The feces contain traces of Hepatitis A only if the infected person has eaten contaminated food.”

    I don’t know the average risk of contracting any of these diseases by analingus but I do know that they are serious diseases that can lead to pain, disability or death. Accordingly, I beseech you, Ladies and Gentlemen, to be careful. Sexual pleasure can be fleeting. These diseases may last a lifetime and/or shorten your lifetime. Please.

  11. Damn why am I just now clicking on this post, OMG, Im never having Gay Sex again. Dean you have scared me STRAIGHT! I think we as Gay men are so focused on not getting HIV that these other diseases sort of slip under the radar. Im not hardly sexually active anyway but hearing some of this information makes me want to turn all the way down and say forget it, because most dudes are promiscuous and with the easy access to sex with these phone apps and chat lines seriously I think I might just have to be horny all the time and keep working out my aggression pumping Iron and relying on memories of Sexual conquest gone by. The only thing is do you live a miserable long life with no sex, or a short happy one with lots of sex.

    1. tajan, you cut your risk down from catching STDs if you are in a faithful monogamous relationship. To bad many MoFos say that they are being faithful sexually but lie. I had one friend sour on relationships because he found out that as soon as he left the house in the morning to go to work, his boyfriend “dropped his pants” with others. You wrote “most dudes are promiscuous and with the easy access to sex with these phone apps and chat lines”. Unfortunately, you’re right.

      What to do? Maybe this will work for you: 1. “be horny all the time and keep working out my aggression pumping Iron and relying on memories of Sexual conquest gone by” and then once you’re buffed up, go on a spending spree with all that “currency” (since the currency of exchange is looks, body, sex, sex appeal and youth) you have and 2. buy yourself a faithful man. 3. Get your freak on. But always “trust but verify”.

      How about that?

      1. Dean, I am going to cut my risk down by not fooling with none of these Pineapples, point, blank period. Bro, I lost my best friend who was like my brother to AIDS when I was really young and I have been scared and paranoid about diseases ever since, do you know that ever since I read what you wrote, I have been uneasy, because I have probably put my mouth in some places, I didnt have no business LOL! I am literally thinking that parasites are devouring me and I dont even know it. I know I’m HIV free but what about all of this other stuff. Man this is some scary shit.

        Pumping the iron has paid off in terms of attention, online I am a hit, just put up a few shirtless pics and men will fall over themselves to holler at you, I have had dudes I never met b4 send me clothes, offer to buy me plane tickets to visit, want me to move in with them. Mind you they just see a big chest, and arms, but dont know a damn thing about me, so that tells me not to put my trust in dudes. In person Gay dudes are scared to approach me now that I have gained muscle, they either think I am too intimidating or I’m already booed up. Now females on the other hand, I could be married next week, with them, they want leave me alone LOL! #myvidsterismyboyfriendnow

  12. The topic of trade pussy with dirty asses make me sick. The lack of mothers teaching their sons to be clean at an early age still is a failure. The sagging has gotten out of control. The worse thing to see is some dirty ass underwear coming from beneath the jeans. Men on average need to learn how to shower using both body wash and soap. Making sure to wipe that ass well and clean it if you think you’re going to give up the ass !!!

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