Impromptu Phone Sex With the Annoying Little Brother

tumblr_lewirxlA6K1qf8fj8o1_1280i know what you are thinking?
“hoe.”
i’m thinking the same thing.
it sure felt good tho.
this is going to be VERY NSFW so….

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Hey Babe, Do You Want To Play “Pop The Ballon On My Ass Cheeks”?

51tF5NGOHSL._SS500_as you know,
there are a ton of sex games we can play.
i personally like “hide and go freak” and “dodge your balls”.
there is a new game where you have to pop balloons
…but in various sex positions.
sounds like fun, right?…

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She May Have A Big Box! Cut Her Some Slack.

Khloe-Kardashian-Tumblr-Tuesday-Kasually-Kardashian-7remember when young jeezy was dating khoe kardashian?
yeah me neither.
well he had some stuff to say about her box
…4 years later.
why is he not talkin about his music?
oh.
hsk has the word on the street…

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I Want To Swallow… But There Is No Health Benefits In It For Men.

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tumblr_m3ufo4qE8Q1qg3v0qo1_500you been playing tonsil hockey with your wolf’s stick for a half an hour.
his thighs start to tense up.
“oh shit i’m bout to nut.
where you want it?”

quick!
um…
on your face?
in your hair?
in your ear drums?
down your throat?
well not so fast foxes!
it’s actually better for vixens to swallow.
aww poot!
i know.
they get all the luck, don’t they?
this video has that and other bodily fluid fun facts

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My Poor Booty Hole

broken-bed_31395360let’s talk about fuckin’.
i wanted to fuck last week.

i wanted to fuck my grief away.
i wanted to get fucked so hard,
i would see stars that star fox would appear before me.
even if his ex wanted to fuck,
i would have turned it down.
the one time i wanted to get my ass handed to me,
i couldn’t do anything because i had a little problem.

as a fox,
we know this problem all too well.
it can come from a multiple of sources,
but once it happens,
you are pretty much left with sitting it out or using your mouth.
yeah.
you already guessed.
the hemorrhoid.
the ultimate pain in our ass.
no matter how small or fat our butt cheeks are,
ain’t nothing worst than that.
we are like family so “tmi” in advance…

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Gonorrhea Is The New AIDS (Pass It On)

germs2-blogan f-bi sent me an email with this new report and i had to ask myself:

am i ever going to enjoy the joy of good dick again?…

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