I Want Your Eggplant In Between My OK Hand Sign (Emoji)

_5991509371they need an condom emoji.
just saying.
they finally gave us a middle finger.
can we get a condom?

well i saw a sex safe ad from mtv earlier,
which incorporated some of our favorite sext emojis in it.
i just have to ask…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJKpbGxu8X8

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…am i the only one that turned on?
i was?
ok…

angelina-jolie-for-president-no-way

fine.
i’ll be the nasty whore.
i’m good at that anyway.
whatever role you do,
and whoever you choose to screw,
just fuck responsibly.
k?
i don’t think i have to tell the foxhole that tho.

4 thoughts on “I Want Your Eggplant In Between My OK Hand Sign (Emoji)

  1. I totally love this, but now all I need is an actual guy to text these emoji and get my bootyhole ready cause Lord knows I need a good ass pounding

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