they need an condom emoji.
just saying.
they finally gave us a middle finger.
can we get a condom?
well i saw a sex safe ad from mtv earlier,
which incorporated some of our favorite sext emojis in it.
i just have to ask…
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please read this below.
old head provide so much insight.
he commented in “You Can’t Even Fuck Someone In NY Without Catching A Disease“.
entry had most of us shook.
i didn’t even want to look at another dick again…
….until later today.
this needed to be shared…

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yeah i may have a special delivery for you.
that is if you do me good.
you may receive my big package.
look what just came to my crib!…

Continue reading “I’m About To Give You Something Big, Long, and Hard For A Little While…” →

morning everyone.…

Continue reading “F-YI: THIS IS THE LAST WEEK.” →

FOXES.
HYBRIDS.
WOLVES.

do i have a treat for you.

i always think of ways to give back and have a little fun,
so now i figured out how to do it….

Continue reading “ATTENTION. FUN TIME.” →

I want to caution you…

The following video literally made me scream like a bitch.
I don’t care who knows at this point.
I’m warning you.
If you do not like nasty shit and may scream like a bitch,
go down to the next post….

If this video does not keep you from wearing a condom or ABSTAIN,
I don’t know what will.

Continue reading “Oh Daddy! You Just Skeeted Maggots All Over My Face. Yum.” →