i’ve noticed something in this new onlyfans era:

Some of ya’ll don’t like to wear condoms.

thanks to prep,
or very “living dangerously” folks,
many of ya’ll like to go raw in any and every hole.
the straights are on that raw meat diet too.
so it’s hard,
literally,
to get many people to wear condoms on their sexual adventures.
condom use and prep don’t stop STIS tho.
a fav foxholer sent me the lead on a drug that may help tho.
philip johnson (@philaye),
with the help of lufty (@sincerely_lufty),
made a video about a couple who took doxypep after a threesome…

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i’m late af but i came very early.
you can see what i did there.
^that is my fav shot from michael b. jordan’s calvin klein ad.
the look on his face >
the pose >
it all says “make sure you sit on an ice pack tomorrow”.
you know i wanted to see the video of all that in motion.
creed 3 was ( x a massive success ) over the weekend.
the “see him in soft porn” ad for michael b. jordan was one too…

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i came to three thoughts while watching the web series,
“pretty dudes“.

1. Ellington’s bawdy is absolutely insane (played by xazier avila on the far left in the above picture).
2. More straight males should have a good gay friend.
3 The straights are not good at finding gays a love interest.

anytime that i’ve heard the sentence:

“OMG he is so nice Jamari!”

…i know i’m in for a big,
juicy,
waste of my time.
i’ve never had someone hook me up with a wolf who looks like ellington:

one could wish your straight friends knew your taste since you have a good idea of theirs.
most gays tend to have good taste anyway.
that was one of the storylines from a character named zario.
in the series,
zario broke up with his manz and…

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so i guess it’s known that rapping wolf,
kevin abstract,
likes males.
i don’t know much about him tbh.
upon further investigation,
his instagram pretty much lets it be known he’s in a relationship:

his alleged boyfriend is jaden walker.
i don’t know who he is either.
well,
“calvin klein” put kevin in a recent ad.
a foxholer sent me the lead and well…
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they need an condom emoji.
just saying.
they finally gave us a middle finger.
can we get a condom?
well i saw a sex safe ad from mtv earlier,
which incorporated some of our favorite sext emojis in it.
i just have to ask…
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does your butt cheeks remind you of that picture?
do they droop?
sag?
look sad?
make you cry?
well have no fear.
cake enhancing drawz are here!
rubgy model,
thom evans,
shows off the new booty enhancers from d.hedral under the drop…

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