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have you checked out “pretty dudes” on stoopid ambitious yet?

i came to three thoughts while watching the web series,
pretty dudes“.

1. Ellington’s bawdy is absolutely insane (played by xazier avila on the far left in the above picture).
2. More straight males should have a good gay friend.
3 The straights are not good at finding gays a love interest.

anytime that i’ve heard the sentence:

“OMG he is so nice Jamari!”

…i know i’m in for a big,
juicy,
waste of my time.
i’ve never had someone hook me up with a wolf who looks like ellington:

one could wish your straight friends knew your taste since you have a good idea of theirs.
most gays tend to have good taste anyway.
that was one of the storylines from a character named zario.
in the series,
zario broke up with his manz and…

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kevin abstract and calvin klein go gay

so i guess it’s known that rapping wolf,
kevin abstract,
likes males.
i don’t know much about him tbh.
upon further investigation,
his instagram pretty much lets it be known he’s in a relationship:

his alleged boyfriend is jaden walker.
i don’t know who he is either.
well,
calvin klein” put kevin in a recent ad.
a foxholer sent me the lead and well…
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I Want Your Eggplant In Between My OK Hand Sign (Emoji)

_5991509371they need an condom emoji.
just saying.
they finally gave us a middle finger.
can we get a condom?

well i saw a sex safe ad from mtv earlier,
which incorporated some of our favorite sext emojis in it.
i just have to ask…
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My Butt Cheeks Look Sad And Need A Pick Me Up!

tumblr_m9us1r9mdE1rqcu9eo1_1280does your butt cheeks remind you of that picture?
do they droop?
sag?
look sad?
make you cry?
well have no fear.
cake enhancing drawz are here!
rubgy model,
thom evans,
shows off the new booty enhancers from d.hedral under the drop…

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I’ll Let You Fuck Me Like A Hoe For That New Rihanna Deluxe Album!

i love when people use what they got to get what they want.
i really do.
some people give up the cakes for rent.
others give it up for shoes and bags.
those simpletons will give it up for dinner or mcdonalds.
but this hyena below…
he wants something better.
my great f-bi sent me this and i damn near LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLed

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