im feelin’ horny today.
ironically i’m also out of all fucks as well.
“ratchet jamari” is out to play.
since i’m feelin sum kinda way,
you’ll also be feeling that way as well.
who wants sum tasty NSFW honey bunz?
my “straight readers” may want to wait until the next entry…
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i get the most random texts throughout the day from my people.
it always makes for entertaining conversations while they are at work.
so i have my vixen home girl i talked about before.
ive known her since freshman year of high school.
she moved to another state a few years ago.
we’ll call her karoke from now on.
so karoke sent me a text about this dude that started talkin to her.
he had a weird request and she wanted me to share it with me…
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i’m not really into gay clubs/bars.
depending on the event,
i’m not into the straight ones either.
well that is unless i’m in VIP.
i don’t do “on the floor”; no j.lo.
last night a hybrid associate wanted me to come out.
he knew i was depressed so he wanted me to “remember” what fun the city was.
i thought we were going to a restaurant or something.
no.
oh no.
he wanted me to meet his new snow fox that he has been messing with for two months.

“you made me miss breaking bad and devious maids for this?” i asked, when i arrived downtown.
“he’ll pay for your food and dranks.”
“…okay so where we going.”
“a gay bar.”
“oh jesus.”

i wanted to turn around…
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i had a issue today with my site that had me so vex.
its funny but i never knew how raunchy my site is until i had to call a company about it.
the wolf helping me on the phone didn’t judge me based on my content.
he was actually really nice and we talked for a while about site issues and various things to improve it.
he also told me my site was ranked very high online.
to hear a stranger speak highly of me and my work means a lot to me.
especially one who is straight and could have been an asshole.
shiiiit i put blood sweat and tears into what i’m passionate about.
i had to go back in time to my early entries to fix the issue
and i saw this old chat convo i had with a past wolf i use to “talk” too.
he also was in a relationship too so we didn’t fuck.
thats a whole nother story.
he was the one who looks wise reminded me heavy of ( x this baller wolf ).
it brought back so much memories i had to rewind it…

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i love when joe budden has his moments on twitter.
he can go from love physiologist to sex education counselor.
what happened to music director?
well today joey decided to discuss his “how her ass taste” with the kiddies.
of course read the tweets from the bottom up…

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one of my vet foxholers sent me some videos he wanted me to watch.
it was from juanita bynum and its called, “no more sheets”.
ive heard of her,
but never listened to anything she did.
i decided to watch them today and well…

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