I’m Going To Bang My Ipad Stupid Tonight

tumblr_mibdb7Z2q81r0ujc2o1_500…no seriously.
so another fav,
as always,
sent me the following that kinda stunned me.
the way the world is headed,
i’m shouldn’t surprised.
we are all hooked on our electronic devices.
they become our “other limb”,
so to speak.
well how would you feel if you could have sex with your ipad?
well look no further…

Fleshlight LaunchPAD from Official Fleshlight on Vimeo.

Technology and sex have always been intertwined. Many of humanity’s biggest technological advances — from photography to the telephone to motion pictures to Google Glass most recently — have been quickly repurposed to provide people, usually adult men, with avenues for sexual arousal and release. This week, Apple’s iPad belatedly joined that list with the Fleshlight Launchpad. The product is an iPad case with a holster that grips a separate penetrative sex toy called the Fleshlight. The Launchpad only works with older full-sized iPad models (iPad 2 through fourth generation), and includes “rugged handgrips on either side.”

The idea —as depicted in a mostly safe-for-work, if bluntly risqué video ad for the device— is to attach the Fleshlight to the iPad and play a sexually arousing video on its screen. A person can then pleasure themselves with the iPad while watching the video in landscape mode, all for the price of $24.95. Though we haven’t tested the device and have no plans to do so, it appears to be a cumbersome, mostly low-tech solution for those individuals looking to add an extra dimension of tangibility to their pornography viewing, or couples looking to engage in simultaneous long-distance sexting using their device cameras.

The company behind both the Fleshlight and the Launchpad case, Interactive Life Forms, says it was inspired by a “an image that was leaked years ago of an iPad case that holds a Fleshlight.” Whatever you think of the results, don’t expect the Launchpad to show up in your local Apple store anytime soon. Apple is notoriously family-friendly, and this is one accessory that’s decidedly for adults.

“apple is notoriously family-friendly”

1400353448759tell that to the ratchets with iphones.
either way,
we knew this was cummin’.
not you silly.
this kind of situation to help people get off.
now if only they will build something to make the ipad:

clean the house,
take out the trash,
teleport me to work

i’d be sold.

article courtesy: the verge

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

3 thoughts on “I’m Going To Bang My Ipad Stupid Tonight”

  1. Pretty soon, we’ll be able to enhance our bodies, giving ourselves cyborg dicks. There won’t be any need to think about sexual fantasies in order for blood to rush to our dicks. We can just press a button and it’ll automatically rush to the penis. You can download any porn-stars stroke, set yourself on autopilot, and send some some lucky lady or fella into nirvana or just get a robot and set them on Wesley Pipes autopilot, and have them go to town on your own ass. If they master holographic hologram tech, the robot can make itself look and sound like the porn star.

    Damn, I want that right now. 🙂

    1. Zen Budddha, you must have watched the “holodeck” on Star Trek: The Next Generation. And I believe that at the rate technology is going now, much of what you described will soon be possible and possibly actual. What may slow it down is government regulation (prohibiting or slowing such technology due to religious/moral zealots or concerns)and commercialism (like companies not adopting such technology due to religious/moral zealots or concerns).

  2. they use technology to make us all sex-crazed, drugged out zombies in this nation meanwhile a cure for the common cold or Dementia is nowhere in sight…over it this just looks like it’s over the top…nothing beats the old fashion way or simply masturbation this is too much

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