so the summer is here and you know what that means?
time to start finding someone(s) to smash.
in all this searching and keeping myself open,
there is one thing that is my biggest fear.
i am about to show you.
ready?
*inhale*
*exhale*
okay here goes…
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i saw ^this on tumblr,
which was followed by this picture.
(this is def 18^,
NSFW,
and “NOT FOR STRAIGHT EYES”)…
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“hiphop’s hottest couple”?
anyway…
so beyonce did it with the “serfboart”.
now mimi from #lhhatl done started something as well.
its called: “the mimi“.
 hanging on a shower rod while you getting another rod up inside you.
good times!
well i know some of ya’ll saw the sex tape leak and was excited to try that move.
i’m going to tell you this with one caveat…
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so this is the text i got just about twenty minutes ago from one of my straight friends…
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who wants some chocolate fudge cake?
oh so now you turn down my cooking?
well starve!
hmph!
so an f-bi sent me this hilarious youtube video just now.
its an “informative” video for the d/l and curious about foxhole sex.
is bootyhole sex stinky and gross?
will you get pound of hersheys in your lap on your first time?
hell will you do it and have to move away in fear of embarrassment?
well check this out…
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so one of my f-bi just sent me this video.
left me speechless.
if you’re wondering,
yes i did giggle.
after watching the videos,
they left me wondering something when it comes to fetishes…
(btw the following is nsfw,
18^,
and “not for straight eyes”…)
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