so the summer is here and you know what that means?
time to start finding someone(s) to smash.
in all this searching and keeping myself open,
there is one thing that is my biggest fear.
i am about to show you.
okay here goes…
do you see that?
isn’t it scary.
i didn’t mean the actual meal.
i meant my booty hole looking like that.
i see it all the time in porn.
the comments on myvidster are never as nice.
hell my imagination is even worse.
how much sex does it take for one’s booty hole to look like a war zone?
i like the tightness i already have,
and although i know it won’t last with an active sex life,
i would definitely like to be able to hold my bowels at least.
so any foxologists in the house?
i see ya over there.
raise ya hands like ya just don’t careeee…
How can you stop your booty hole from looking like mush?
these are the types of questions i’d ask star fox.