“this is a confession,
not a boast.”
“i had sex on my boss’s desk.
a few times.”
“with your boss??????”
backstory: they’re messing with someone they work with.
“lol. its been a while.”
“did you do a camera check?”
*add long reply wait*
welp its too late now.
i’ll either get a raise or fired.”
“lol shit my type of work day.”
god i love my ratchet friends.
they make “ratchet jamari” feel all warm and tingly inside.
i had to get the vision of the mailroom wolf and me wearing out my boss’s desk tho.
hell the security wolf on his desk.
you know it’s been a while.
i’d start taking off my clothes if they brushed against me.
alas i ain’t crazy.
but not crazy.