“t.i.” and “guns” just don’t mix.
now coming from new yawk,
i know where i just wouldn’t go.
any place with an abundance of pineapples is out the question.
t.i. had a concert at irving plaza in new yawk last night.
this is what happened…
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someone get this justin bieber a retirement plan booklet.
geez louise.
he is just not for this “fame” life anymore.
he is completely over it,
you,
me,
the grass,
the trees,
oxygen,
red m&ms,
fruity pebbles…
the list goes on and on.
so a couple fans wanted to give him a present.
this is what he did with said present…
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rihanna bodied that stage last night at the billboard music awards.
like,
i’m still in awe.
she sung “love on the brain”.
a non single.
peep below…
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soooooooo…
are ya’ll gonna let up dragging madonna to the white meat?
her tribute to prince last night at the billboard music awards was,
well,
a mess.

i don’t think anyone appreciated what she did tho.
i’m sure prince did a couple turns in his urn.
i honestly expected her to be doing splits and shrieking to hades.
my expectations were already low as is.
like,
why is this snow attentionista honoring a black artist?
one i don’t think allegedly liked her very much.
well madonna had something to say on ig and well…
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tyga ain’t thinkin’ bout youuuuuuuuu…
well,
his last vixen he had.
the young one.
part of the kkk with the big lips.
uh huh.
her.
well allegedly,
they broke up and tyga moved on fast.
check the new alleged vixen in his life.
everyone meet demi rose mawby…
Continue reading “How To Make Your Ex Vomit: The Tyga Chronicles” →

can someone do me a favor?
can you find the “discreet wolf” version of dolvett quince for me,
please?
this seasoned wolf just does it for me.
like…
all the way.
i don’t know if it’s his face or bawdy…
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