so as you know,
tamar braxton got fired from “the real”.
allegedly she was getting into it with producers.
i’m sure there is more to this story than what is being said.
well you’ll get to hear tamar’s side soon.
when?
this week on thursday at 9pm,
that’s when!
check the trailer for “braxton family values” via the shade room…
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^this is the saddest thirst trap i’ve ever witnessed.
justin bieber looks completely bored.
in turn,
i’m bored.
even him grabbing in his pipe looks sleepy.
yawn.
someone draft up a retirement statement for him stat!

lowkey: his eyes tell the entire story.

you know what i have a problem with?
^that.
i’m going to tell you why…
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gucci mane is out of prison.
i know.
you forgot to write him as i did.
well you know when these pineapples get locked up,
they come out with a brand new jailbird bawdy.
summer is when they really show it off.
this is the new gucci mane…
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“t.i.” and “guns” just don’t mix.
now coming from new yawk,
i know where i just wouldn’t go.
any place with an abundance of pineapples is out the question.
t.i. had a concert at irving plaza in new yawk last night.
this is what happened…
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someone get this justin bieber a retirement plan booklet.
geez louise.
he is just not for this “fame” life anymore.
he is completely over it,
you,
me,
the grass,
the trees,
oxygen,
red m&ms,
fruity pebbles…
the list goes on and on.
so a couple fans wanted to give him a present.
this is what he did with said present…
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