Category: ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!… NO ITS JUST RATCHET
what a perfect day to hate on rihanna and her moment at the superbowl
today,
we celebrate rihanna.
what a career she has.
swept off my island and into an industry without the help of nepotism.
she endured trauma but showed her resilience.
after being counted out many times,
she continued to bounce back until she reached billionaire status.
that is an inspiration to all of us as black folks who want to make it.
tonight,
she is having a 13-minute concert at some football game.
you can’t go anywhere without seeing her face and the excitement of her return.
sometimes i forget that behind all the fanfare,
there comes hate as well…
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some men are really sloppy at cheating (especially with other menz)
i’m just gonna font it:
Some males are the sloppiest when it comes to cheating/being sneaky.
…and when they cheat with the same sex,
forget it.
it’s like some of our brains aren’t wired to be low at all.
when i was in my hoe era,
i was really careful with my hoe-tivities.
if i even sniffed the wolf was sloppy,
i didn’t even pass go.
“I can’t stand a sloppy man.” I’d say.
i have been seeing jackals getting caught cheating in weird situations.
like,
why are you cheating IN YOUR HOUSE?
“I can’t stand a cheap man who can’t even get a hotel.” I’d say.
i saw this video where a jackal gets caught cheating with another male.
i can only imagine how she found him in the bathroom…
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when we hurt other people’s feelings, the gay shield will protect us from harm
some gay males are absolutely insufferable.
we don’t want to address that rainbow elephant in the room.
i’m not fonting all of us are but you know the ones i’m talmbout…
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joe budden isn’t bisexual and claims ya’ll gay besties actually have sex with your friends
joe budden isn’t bisexual.
i know.
no “that deep voice of his in our ears at 3 am” for many of us.
in fact,
he got called out by his co-hosts for his pretending and pandering.
he actually gets called out for some of his questionable things.
we will get into that later.
so on his podcast,
the conversation about how some gay besties aren’t actually gay.
arrogant tae…
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and allegedly lil nas x are rumored to have sex with vixens.
this is where the conversation started…
kai cenat, the alleged rape, and how he should have shut the entire f*ck up
i feel like this is how i know of twitch streamer,
kai cenat.
^that face right there.
i applauded him for how as a black streamer,
he made it to be the number 1 streamer on twitch last year.
…and then he managed to fuck it all up in 2023.
we ain’t even 10 days in yet.
kai has been caught in the crossfire of an alleged rape in his crib…
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when people say ya’ll look alike but ya’ll are actually siblings
i dunno about ya’ll but i don’t wanna date a wolf who looks like me.
you can tell a real narc mofo who’s dating their legit clone.
imagine you are one of those mofos tho…
Are you meet a male that kind of resembles you,
you fall for him,
ya’ll set up shop,
and then you find out that it’s your brother?
well after 10 years of marriage,
this couple just found out they’re actually siblings…
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