You hit me,
tell me about your toxic relationship,
I give you advice,
you do the opposite.

You announce you are breaking up & moving out,
i support the decision,
you go back home in the course of 1 day.

You tell me you’re cheating,
I’m over it so i agree,
I say you’re back to your old ways,
you tell me i need to go get dick and stop trying to plan your life.

what?…

Continue reading “*the part where i flipped my whole scalp over some nonsense today” →

if this panny has taught me anything,
i’ve learned that i can’t do corporate anymore.
i iz tied massa.
tied.
i’ve been in corporate for close to 10 years and my cup runneth empty.
ya’ll cups runneth empty to the way everyone is protesting going back into an office again.
i felt what my sista,
jasmine gardens,
was talmbout when she posted this video on her ig:

 

View this post on Instagram

 

A post shared by Jasmines Garden (@bigchaos2020)

why would you want to go back to jobs where folks are going to cry in the bathroom?

Why is it okay to be pushed to the point that you’re crying at work??!?!

i couldn’t believe that behavior was coming from bosses i thought were cool too.

everyone thinks white corporate is a shit show,
but i’ve learned black corporate is just as worst tbh.
it doesn’t get any better on that side of town either.
this doesn’t apply to all jobs,
but this is my experience…

Continue reading “being black in corporate is a scam (pass it on)” →

let’s get into this accountability week…

Continue reading “accountability | june 1st – 6th” →

why ya’ll run my manz up off twitter?
huh?
ugh.
franklin saint from snowfall deserves better than this…

…Or did Damson Idris show the world he is simply human and playing a character?

damson idris is trending because he deactivated his twitter account.
why?
allegedly,
he asked this… Continue reading “ya’ll done ran damson idris off twitter (we can’t have nice-looking things?)” →

i’m late on this,
but i didn’t post yesterday since i took a day off.
leggo…

Continue reading “accountability | may 24th – 31st” →

all i wanted was an iced coffee with an extra espresso shot to wake my ass up.
that’s all i wanted this afternoon.
i needed that boost because i’m dragging af today.
so i hopped on my phone and hit uber eats.

What is the equivalent of being “hangry” but in need of coffee?

i order:

large cold brew iced coffee with almond milk,
toasted almond shot,
extra caramel swirl,
the expresso shot for a boost,
and less ice.
also add: warmed coffee cake muffin on the side.

i’m excited even typing that out.
all comes to 14.66.
when the delivery jackal (and ill get into why he is a jackal) pulls the bag out…

Continue reading “all i wanted was an iced coffee with an extra espresso shot…” →