i’m usually good at this kind of thing.
so i did it to myself.
i wanted to see what the hub bub was about.
everyone was talking about it.
i tried to ignore it.
well when i saw this…
i said i’d give it a shot,
its leaving so why not?
and then this happened:
who made this game?
my guess is satan.
why do we have to fly a cheep cheep with wings from mario bros,
through these damn pipes,
when the fuckin’ thing can’t?
got you sitting up with ya mouth wide open.
and not in the good way.
then look at this show off who can handle the pipes:
its not fair!!!
why can’t i do that?
jesus was obviously behind that phone screen.
he ain’t low.
i bet he turned his water into wine just for getting that far.
so now i have something that is gonna piss me off until i master it.
get “flappy bird” before he pulls it offline: