Andrew Caldwell Is Beatin’ Up The Coochie Now

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welp.

it has happened.
andrew caldwell aka “i love the wimmenz” is taken.
no.
not by a dl baller wolf who has a fetish for chipmunks.
he actually is now in a relationship with a vixen.
yes.
a vixen.
stop laughing.
no she is not blind either.
mean.
anyway check out the “lucky?” gal…

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well i’m just going to say it.
those pictures scream:

“my gay bestie and i takin selfies at the mall”.

10YO4OMtDAoVWM…am i lying?
well i guess its easier to be gay with a snow bunny.
unlike sistas,
who wouldn’t be having it or him inside them,
snow bunnies are very passive and “don’t care”.
most “dl” wolves like to use them and the racially ambiguous as beards.
either way,
i guess “congrats” are in order?

lowkey: he is taken and i’m single.
yeah.
i’m at my lowest right now.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

13 thoughts on “Andrew Caldwell Is Beatin’ Up The Coochie Now

  1. I think she is a stud cause she look like she prefer to eat cabbage then suck on carrots. It so true that black wolves, even foxes, marry snow bunnies cause black vixens would be investigating, including their friends, and be revealing their secrets on the internet, to the family, and in church. But with snow bunnies everything go pass by their heads.

  2. Hmmm if single is having a man give you his credit and says get whatever you want…ill be single all dam day and twice on sunday

  3. Can he just go away please, everyone knows he is a can short of a six pack this girl either is using him for fame or is his bestie who truly feels sorry for him. Your also right Jamari about DL black dudes being with white females.

    1. In my opinion it’s a joke, or a sad attempt to actually convince people lol. I don’t think they’ve convinced anyone, not even themselves lol.

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