would you?

x how about this?

well summer time is here.
that means new things to ride,
like him above,
are making their debut.
how about if i showed you something
that would take you on the ride of your life?
would you hop on?
well it happens to be in texas.
all the good things to ride are down in texas, huh?…

Six Flags Over Texas introduces the tallest SkyScreamer in the world!

Prepare to soar to new heights on the all-new Texas SkyScreamer at Six Flags Over Texas.

Towering an astounding 400-feet above the ground, the Texas SkyScreamer will be the tallest swing ride in the world that only looks sweet and innocent. Once you are strapped into the open-air seat of this extreme swing ride, prepare for takeoff. The Texas SkyScreamer will start to slowly swing you around and around as it takes you all the way up to the very top of the tower where you’ll spin around and around just below a gigantic Texas Lone Star. Before you know it you’ll be going faster and faster, soaring in a 124-foot-wide circle with the wind blowing in your face at 35 mile per hour and your feet dangling in sheer terror 400-feet above Six Flags Over Texas.

Word of advice: Don’t look down. It will make you weak in the knees when you realize those aren’t ants wandering about on the ground below. If you’re brave enough to open your eyes, by day you’ll have a breathtaking aerial view of the park down below and an amazing panoramic view of the surrounding areas. By night, you will be able to view the absolutely amazing nighttime views of downtown Dallas, downtown Fort Worth, and of course Cowboys Stadium and the Texas Rangers Ballpark here in Arlington, TX.

FOUND @ SIX FLAGS

i triple dog dare you to get on it!
c’mon i know you’ve rode bigger things than that…