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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (83)

*parental advisory.
explicit content aka yo mama ain’t gonna want you watching this

so ya’ll taking these “dares” a little too serious nowadays.
a foxholer sent me a video of two wolves that were “dared” to get a burrito.
oh,
they had to get the burrito naked.
uh huh…
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Posted in GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP

I Dare You To Put On This Jock Strap And…

one of my favorite games is “dare”.
  no “truth”.
it’s more fun that way.
i love to play it with adventurous folk.
what if the dare was…

Putting on a jock strap and wearing it in a department store?

a foxholer sent me this video and well…
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Posted in X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

Would You Hop On and Ride This Fellas?

tumblr_mjefz00ebQ1roudvdo1_500would you?

x how about this?

well summer time is here.
that means new things to ride,
like him above,
are making their debut.
how about if i showed you something
that would take you on the ride of your life?
would you hop on?
well it happens to be in texas.
all the good things to ride are down in texas, huh?…

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