Kellen Winslow Jr Is A Jerk Off

Kellen-Winslowballer wolf for the ny jets,
kellen winslow jr,
is always in some shit.
well this time he was allegedly caught with his pants down last november…

Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana in New Jersey last November, but details of a police report are drawing the spotlight away from the pot.

NJ.com reports court documents reveal police were called to the scene in a Target parking lot because a woman alleged she saw Winslow masturbating in his vehicle. The woman told police she parked her vehicle in a spot to the right of a black Cadillac Escalade in which Winslow was sitting with the window open.

From the report via NJ.com:

As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.

The redacted incident report from East Hanover police shows that on Nov. 19 at 5:30 p.m., cops responded to a call from a woman who said she had parked her vehicle in a spot to the right of a black Cadillac Escalade outside the Target along Route 10. A man was sitting inside the Escalade with the window open, said the woman, whose name was redacted in the incident report. That man would later be identified as Winslow, 30, who lives in Madison.

According to the police report, an officer found Winslow allegedly “slouched in his seat and moving around.” Winslow sprang to an upright position and allegedly told the officer he was looking for Boston Market but was lost.

The officer wrote that “his genitals were not exposed” but “two open containers of Vaseline [were visible] on his center console.” The report also cites the presence of plastic bags marked “Mr. Happy” and empty plastic containers of “Funky Monkey” scattered throughout the vehicle.

Winslow reportedly told police he smoked the “Mr. Happy” and “Funky Monkey”  to relax and that the NFL doesn’t drug test for it. Police reported he consented to a vehicle search after which a few items were seized into evidence and Winslow was free to go. His publicist had this to say:

“Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as not to smell like smoke when he returned home. There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim,” the statement said.

 

jjy0yeawww he was probably just blowing off…. some steam.
a good jack off session while high on some substance has calmed me down before.
on the bright side,
at least he wasn’t caught with his dick in someone’s hole.
his wife should be pleased.
the two tubs of vaseline tho?
well i know a vixen who fucked dated kellen in college.

FILE PHOTO OF KELLEN WINSLOW JR DURING GAME AGAINST FLORIDA STATE AT ORANGE BOWL.she said his dick was HUGE and at times she couldn’t even take it.
she gave him an excellent dick report tho.
i’m sure his wife is pleased.
guess that explains why he needed all that vaseline.
allegedly,
of course.

lowkey: “mr happy” and “mr funky”.
…….wtf?

article taken from: si

11 thoughts on “Kellen Winslow Jr Is A Jerk Off

  1. People to mind their own business. As long he’s just jerking off in his car which is his property then fine but that bitch needs to go get laid ponto. I know this off topic but Jamari if you decide to date a white man please, please make sure he’s your equal because I am so tired of seeing all these black people who happen to be good looking with all these tired ass, hippie, long beard, old, very old white men and I am sick of it.

    • Lindo, his wife is white. (Many black people appear to prefer white over black due to inculcated self-hating racism.) But at least he wasn’t dipping in forbidden P!@#y. The woman who apparently saw his erect penis should not have called the police. She should have minded her own business and kept walking. No harm, no foul.

  2. she….. called…..the…..police?????????? WTF is wrong with white ppl????? I would have tried to sneak a peak or asked for it…….

  3. Damn that Gina! *in my Martin voice* Why couldn’t she just leave him alone? He wasn’t bothering anyone was he? LOL. Let him choke that chicken. Turn a blind eye and keep it moving, or look with both eyes.
    .
    I ain’t gone lie, I would have hopped in that passenger seat helped him out. No, I wouldn’t have blew him off, but I would have been some assistance, especially if he is that big. He probably needed two hands to jack that pipe off, both of them being mine lol.

    Oklahoma Sooners receiver Trey Metoyer got caught a predicament similarly to this. http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/9833816/trey-metoyer-oklahoma-sooners-charged-indecent-exposure

    Trey is bad, and women stayed calling the police on his ass lol. I know some peeps would have got that pipe lol.

  4. This dude has always just reeked of sexual energy from the first time I saw him years ago. He just look like he is a bad boy and would drive you crazy and have you doing all types of crazy shit, he has kept a low profile though, I had actually forgot about him and didnt even realize he was still playing in the league until I saw this on today. This is the kind of dude we talked about on another post, where you would put up with bad treatment just to get the pipe or his ass. Damn I wish I could I have walked up on him, no police would have been called that for damn sure. She was probably shocked that she got to see that big bird up so close and personal, I bet she had to buy some new panties in Target because hers were so wet lol. Now this would be a pipe leak I would like to see.

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