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put me on my ass and make me feel good

i did something today.
something that i haven’t done in quite some time.
it was worth it.
so i decided to hang out with my coworkers after work.
it was real chill.
i usually take my ass home,
but i want to do more.
one of my coworkers i’m getting cool with told me to take a walk with her…

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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (87)

…and folks wonder why i think some don’t need cubs.
i’m glad we can all come together because of social media.
i love seeing videos of folks letting us in and seeing how they live.
the following video had me shaking my head tho.
like…
i’m at a loss for font.
i think it’s the first time in a long time that has happened.

it’s an alleged mother(?) having her cubs smoke weed.
just look at this shit…
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Weed Can Get You Really Fucked Up Out Here

it should never be this serious for some weed.
so i was sitting here scrolling on twitter,
waiting for my jamaican patty to cook,
when i came across the following video.
a gram of weed goes missing and folks start looking for a suspect.
well a young vixen catches smoke and is forced to strip naked.
ya’ll…
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I Wonder If Malia Obama Was Allegedly Smokin’ That Loud?

sasha-obama-malia-obama-first-daughtersi remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
either way,
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video
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Adrian Peterson’s Lips Were Made For…

947929-19629591-1600-900adrian peterson has nice lips,
but i’m afraid they need a muzzle.
so prosecutors want adrian’s bond revoked for his latest alleged admission
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