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Weed Can Get You Really Fucked Up Out Here

it should never be this serious for some weed.
so i was sitting here scrolling on twitter,
waiting for my jamaican patty to cook,
when i came across the following video.
a gram of weed goes missing and folks start looking for a suspect.
well a young vixen catches smoke and is forced to strip naked.
ya’ll…
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I Wonder If Malia Obama Was Allegedly Smokin’ That Loud?

sasha-obama-malia-obama-first-daughtersi remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
either way,
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video
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Adrian Peterson’s Lips Were Made For…

947929-19629591-1600-900adrian peterson has nice lips,
but i’m afraid they need a muzzle.
so prosecutors want adrian’s bond revoked for his latest alleged admission
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Kellen Winslow Jr Is A Jerk Off

Kellen-Winslowballer wolf for the ny jets,
kellen winslow jr,
is always in some shit.
well this time he was allegedly caught with his pants down last november…
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I Need That #RockaByeBaby (Ear Fuck Me Like You Mean It)

tumblr_ml3rwzbgpD1qcwtwto1_500diddy been promoting this new cassie mixtape heavy.
the comments on instagram were brutal!
it was finally released today so i thought i’d throw it to the foxhole.
see if ya’ll are hungry for it…

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Excuse Me, But That Vixen’s Pussy Is On Fire (VC: 18)

i can appreciate a beautiful vixen,
so when an f-bi sent me this,
i had to post it.
i don’t even care about the wolf rapping,
she is hot…

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