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Kellen Winslow Jr Is A Jerk Off

Kellen-Winslowballer wolf for the ny jets,
kellen winslow jr,
is always in some shit.
well this time he was allegedly caught with his pants down last november…
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Let’s Get A Toast For The Jerk Offs!

This latest foXXX should certainly make you feel good…

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I Love It, I Love It (I Love It When We Sword Fight)

The things these D/L celebs do.
Many of which confuse me.
But then again,
as long as you do not piss in my mouth, shit in my ear, or expect me to rape a cow or chicken…
I’m pretty much down for whatever.

I was talking to an Industry Fox last night who told me about an event that went down quite recently…

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The Nominees For Best Jerk Off At The ’09 Bet Awards Are…

What do:

The Mogul
The Pioneer in Hip hop
The King of the South

have in common?

Well, it isn’t being featured on separate tracks.
But maybe, they were on each others backs…

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She Didn’t See That Cummin.

WHERE IS THE RESPECT!?

I would have woken up and went to the kitchen to make penis and balls Caesar salads.

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