you ever have a dream that felt so real?
well i had an interesting dream last night.
i had to share it with the foxhole because i found it funny…
so in this dream,
i was working at some job and they asked me to move to london.
now i was working this job as a receptionist.
i decided to go over there for whatever reason.
i ended up sharing an apartment with a very aggressive lesbian.
she kinda looked like young ma,
but skinnier and had dreads.
she had beef with some other stud.
she decided to taunting her from our living room window.
the apartment was huge and the windows were ceiling length.
so when i was working,
lee daniels came into the office.
he was really cool and took a liking to me.
he randomly shared with me that he was some kind of wizard.
he said when he pressed some button,
he could turn situations in his favor.
in typical “jamarif fox” fashion,
he was going to prove that.
i assure you that i did not do any drugs before i went to bed.
it could have been the extra green tea i had before bed.
so i was like,
trey songz was also in the office,
so i asked lee to do his magic for tremaine to approach me.
you know how i feel about tremaine.
whatever lee did,
tremaine legit came up to me asking if he could take me to some sushi restaurant work.
so i persuaded lee to make my career pop.
i was a believer and now i wanted to be rich.
he said he would…
and then i woke up.
i’ll take my ass back to sleep to continue that dream.
do your wizardry!
i need a new checking account,
and emergency penis from tremaine