The New NFL Pants Will Be See Through

imagine seeing all that tail from jermichael finley in his new pants?..

One of the biggest offseason moves in the NFL was a billion-dollar deal that affected every franchise. The league switched to Nike as its uniform supplier after 10 years with Reebok, and the new line made its debut as the regular season got underway.

Generally speaking, with the Seattle Seahawks being the notable exception, most of Nike’s changes were under-the-hood stuff: Staying cool, keeping dry, feeling comfortable, etc.

Perhaps the most noticeable wrinkle was the addition of designs around the collar, on the sides and in the back.

But much of Nike’s media push has focused on the functionality, and that includes the use of roughly a dozen different fabrics on a single uniform to maximize ventilation, durability and comfort.

“Designed and engineered from the inside out, the new uniform focuses on creating a system where the baselayer, padding, jersey and pant work in concert,” Nike notes in its press release.

Of course, advances in technology come with unintended consequences or unfortunate byproducts — or both, if you happened to be watching the Lions-Rams game Sunday. Check out the multi-fabric concept in jarring reality, courtesy of Detroit left tackle Jeff Backus:


well unlike jeff’s sloppy ass…

well this is great tuesday news.
let the rumps, thighs, and prints shine!

8 thoughts on “The New NFL Pants Will Be See Through

  1. Jermichael Finley and Dez Bryant are from the same place, its something in that E.Texas water that makes these boys an something in the Florida water, no finer football boys in the world than Texas and Florida, and Louisiana gets an honorable mention. Oh back to the topic at hand, got a little sidetracked lol. Thank you Nike, first for all those uniforms at the Olympics and now NFL uniforms too, this is gonna be a hell of a season.

  2. Thats just one more reason to love the NFL!! If the Giants ever switch to see thru uniforms I will be the happiest man on earh. I know they gotta have some wolves and foxes in their front office because they draft some sexy ass players!

  3. Back in the early 1980s, footvall costumes were pretty sheer. They they changed suppliers. Thank God, we are going back to basics!! BRING IT!!!!

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