The Bible Is Like The Chronicles of The Lord of the Rings in Narnia

Screen Shot 2014-08-30 at 9.01.50 PMi meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…
so my response to this intelligent tumblr quote:

noneofjamaribusinesstho“i meannnnnzzzz…
why can’t i walkz on waterz now ‘n’ ‘rything?
mess up my good weave ‘n’ shat.
– la’donka asks.

tyra1naw i love the lord,
and you know i go hard for my spirituality,
but these homophobes that run to the bible got some ‘splaining to do.

lowkey: i can’t say that quote doesn’t make you think.

Author: jamari fox

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5 thoughts on “The Bible Is Like The Chronicles of The Lord of the Rings in Narnia”

  1. im over here laughing i think they were being sarcastic in this comment but i feel where you’re coming from…but yeah many of the Bible narratives are more so parables and metaphors but these fools take everything literal…i’m just confused i grew up with the bible and i know it pretty the old testament leviticus 18:22 forbids homosexuality…HOWEVER Leviticus damn near forbids 76 things in total: some of which include: eating of fat, cutting of hair/beards, wearing clothes woven out of mixed fabrics, drinking wine in holy places (which contradicts the ENTIRE communion practice) eating of certain animals (pig, camel, rabbit, shrimp) eating/touching the carcass of some insects, eating from a tree that was planted within four years…in a nutshell is a whole bunch of MESS it’s like reading something that is intangible..i tell people all the time if you.however i do love the teachings of Jesus he was cool but his followers are a piece of work!!!!

  2. ^don’t forget sleeping with another man’s wife/husband. A lot of people seem to conveniently forget that passage as well! (Leviticus 20:10)

  3. My thing is if you have so much contempt for religion and the bible, why do bible thumpers have YOU flipping through an huge book trying to prove to everyone the way you live your life is okay and disprove what they’ve believe for thousands of years?!

    Makes one seem quite…bothered. You’ve already lost the debate.

    A hoe that sleeps with married person doesn’t care what you think about him/her, they’re not going to rush to the bible to find some bible verse that justifies what they’re doing or find another sin to accuse others of doing because THEY. DON’T. CARE!

    …But a gay man that doesn’t even believe in God will go back and forth exchanging bible verses and saying “Well you eat pork! That’s a sin!”.

    You sound like you’re trying to justify your sexuality because you’ve internalized its wrong…you seem BOTHERED!

    Oh and I definitely believe in that book where “snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby”.

  4. how about how the bible forbids incest, but Abraham had his son Isaac (which lead to the nation of Israel) with Sara, his own sister!!!!!!

  5. Meh, none of it’s real just guidelines to keep order and ppl from going crazy look at America now from 20 years ago when Christianity was more followed things are a lot different

    Personally I’m starting to not go for all the Christianity stuff anymore but I still pray in a jam which does qualify some sort of spiritual presence I feel

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